I laughed, I cried, it was better than Cats. And it had bunnies! (The bunny farm idea is seriously excellent advice. I'll be employing that in all future parties I go to until the end of time.)
Also, I'd like to throw an endorsement behind the Professor Blastoff podcast. If you like boring texts, finding out what's nuts, and impersonations of Henry from Punky Brewster, you will be all about it.
You should watch and read all the Ask a Grown Womans on Rookie. They're the greatest.
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