On Valentine’s Day, the octopuses at the Seattle Aquarium are typically afforded the opportunity to get a little nasty — so long as they don’t mind a gaggle of human voyeurs. But this year, there was no octo-sexing, for fear of coital cannibalism.

As Komo News reports, “Aquarium staff say they’re afraid that their male octopus—a 70-pound cephalopod named Kong—is too big for the females who are 30 to 40 pounds, and he may eat them.”

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Well, isn’t that just typical? Even in the animal kingdom, fossilized—see what I did there?—patriarchy keeps coming up with new ways of policing female sexuality.

Kong, however, “will be released back into the Puget Sound Monday at noon.” Here’s hoping he’s a gentle suitor in his future mating endeavors. He only gets one shot, after all: “octopuses only live about three or four years and mate once at the end of their lives. Then they die.”

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Happy Valentine’s Day!


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