Or maybe a villain? Point is, she's got a scooter, three shotguns, a .22 rifle, a giant skull, some sort of USA flag seat, and a sun conure sidekick — it's a fairytale waiting to happen.

Shot by OfficialSwick in Thailand, he claims he just saw her cruising along and had to get some footage. Thank goodness for his soundness of mind, because this is the kind of thing that would make most people crash into oncoming traffic. Anyway, there is a 99 percent chance that they're off to solve some crazy mystery. God speed, you magical weirdos!