Last week down at the Mystic Aquarium in Connecticut, something magical happened. Scottish smallpiper Tom Leigh decided to serenade a tank of beluga whales, and three of them, Juno, Naluark and Kela, stopped to give a listen. Honestly, as much as I want these creatures to be appreciating the music, confirming a whale-human soul connection every kid who watched Free Willy has desperately wished for, I'm pretty sure these whales are silently thinking "LOL HOOMINS TURN THAT SHIT DOWN" and judging us.