This Secret Vibrator Doubles as a Fashionable Necklace

If you have ever admired a nice piece of jewelry and thought "if only I could masturbate with this," there's good news. A company has finally designed a vibrator that also works as a nice piece of bling.

Crave is offering a sex toy that doubles as a classy necklace, according to TechCrunch. This is a vibrator you can use as a thumb drive and is chargeable via USB port (sorry iPad users):

Crave, which raised a $2.4 million Series A last year, has released its newest product, Vesper, a small vibrator that also doubles as a pendant, for those of you who get a thrill from wearing your sex toys. Crave, which was founded by industrial designer Ti Chang and entrepreneur Michael Topolovac, seeks to make sex toys that are discreet without being apologetic.

This Secret Vibrator Doubles as a Fashionable Necklace

As TechCrunch points out, it totally looks like that pen necklace Joan from Mad Men wears. Imagine the smug joy you will get wearing this around the office while those bitchy co-workers of yours gab about how their husbands don't take the garbage out and watch too much football on the weekends instead of taking them to the yarn store. "Oh Sally, I love that necklace! Where did you get it? I think I saw one just like it at Macy's."

You can get your own horny jewelry charm for less that $50 here.

Image via Crave.