The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Oscar night goes on and on til the break of dawn: After the party it's the after party.

Let's start with the Vanity Fair party thrown by Graydon Carter in West Hollywood…

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

In emergency red: Liberty Ross, Sienna Miller.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

More crimson: Aubrey Plaza, Kristen Bell (with Dax Shepard).

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Emma Roberts, Sky Ferreira.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Scarlet with bold shoulders: Malin Akerman, Naomie Harris, Jamie King.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Full skirted-gowns for Allison Williams and Crystal Renn.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Citrusy juicy hues on Leslie Mann, Diane von Furstenberg, Kelly Ripa (with Mark Consuelos).

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Green is good for Jennifer Westfeldt (with Jon Hamm) and Evan Rachel Wood.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley rocked sweet pale lilac and was attended to by Jason Statham.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

More lavender-ish blue: Elizabeth Banks, Helena Christensen.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

In the navy: Greta Gerwig, Patricia Clarkson, Julie Delpy.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Prints, charming: Rashida Jones, Amy Poehler.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Butterflies and flower power: Saoirse Ronan, Alison Brie, Sarah Bareilles, Megan Mullally.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Deep purple: Rosario Dawson, Alice Eve, Ireland Baldwin, Chanel Iman.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Creamy with lapels: Jackie Collins, Jane Fonda, Brooklyn Decker.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Beyond the pale: Amanda Peet, Sofia Vergara, Joanna Newsom (with Andy Samberg).

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Ivory: Olivia Munn, Maria Bello, Pink.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

And more cream dreams: Amy Adams, Jessica Biel, Marcia Gay Harden, Moran Atias.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Lady Gaga: high drama white with emerald accessories. (with coven sister-witch Donatella).

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Lupita Nyong'o: also in white and emerald.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Paula Patton shimmers in steely gray.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

More glittery metallic: Miranda Kerr, Jenna Dewan Tatum (with Channing Tatum).

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Like a disco version of Mystique: Jennifer Lawrence.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Champagne tones: Molly Sims, Sarah Paulson, Emmy Rossum.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Golden girls: Selena Gomez, Kristen Chenoweth, Kate Beckinsale.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Racy and lacy: Portia de Rossi (with Ellen), Rita Ora, Karolina Kurkova.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Anne Hathaway: Focused.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Petal pushers: Ellie Kemper, Zooey Deschanel.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Dazzling in starry-night black: Taylor Swift.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

More inky shine: Margot Robbie, Heidi Klum, Cobie Smulders.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Ebony gowns with plunging necklines for Gabrielle Union and Penelope Cruz.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

More fabulous and not-at-all-basic black: Minnie Driver, Regina Hall, Anna Paquin, Chrissy Teigen.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Emilia Clarke, mother of dragons, bringing the slink.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Karlie Kloss plays peek-a-boo.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Yes, yes and yes: Mindy Kaling, Amy Schumer, Karen O.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

HELL YES: Stevie Nicks, Ellen Page.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Shorter dresses, with cleavage: Reese Witherspoon, Christina Hendricks.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Sheer lace and illusion netting: Diane Kruger (with Joshua Jackson), Kate Hudson.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Lace and/or netting: Good on Elisabeth Moss, terrible on Mamie Gummer, okay on Poppy Delevingne.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Varying degrees of "illusion" nude: Jena Malone, Anna Kendrick, Irina Shayk.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Dancing to the beat of a different drummer: Zoe Kravitz, Lisa Bonet, Steven Tyler.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

On to the next event!

The Elton John Aids Foundation threw a viewing party in West Hollywood. TV and music folks were invited.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

LBDs with black lace: Kristin Cavallari, Jenna Elfman.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Yes, No, Maybe: Sarah Hyland, Analeigh Tipton, Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Loving Nikki Reed's caftan chic and Rumer Willis's ear adornments.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Vanessa Hudgens dressed as Ursula the Sea Witch's fishy protégé (with the super Southern-sounding named Austin Butler).

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Bright young things: Laura Prepon, Crystal Reed.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Looking good: Jessica Lowndes, Rhona Mitra, Carmen Electra.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

WHAT THE FUCK: Jessica White.

Last, but not least, some gorgeous images from the Governor's Ball.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Ellen and Portia, Angelina and Brad, Lupita's train, Miss J. Alexander and guest.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Camila and Matthew.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Brad and Angie.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Spike Jonze and Alfonso Cuarón.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

The devilishly dimpled Joseph Gordon-Levitt.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Angelina and Sarah Paulson talk witchcraft.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Benedict Cumberbactch is thinking of you, always.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Cate Blanchett makes off with her booty.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Lorna Luft makes an entrance.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Steve McQueen, Academy President Cheryl Boone Isaacs, Spike Lee!

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Jared Leto and his brother Shannon plot hijinks.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Lupita Nyong'o watches as her award gets its engraved plaque.

The Good, the Bad and the Horribly Ugly of Oscar Night's After Parties

Matthew McConaughey doesn't let go.

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