Backstage at The Tonight Show, Tina Fey was asked to describe the worst audition she ever went on. In her pre-Saturday Night Live days, Fey was an actress living in Chicago and performing at Second City. In the hopes of making money, she went out on plenty of commercial auditions, all of which ended terribly (I dunno, I thought 1-900-OK-Face was pretty good). Still, there was one particularly awful audition that somehow managed to stand out from the rest.
Silver lining: "My scar will have an orange soda" is a damn good catchphrase.