Oh No, Ladies: Chobani Greek Yogurt Linked to 89 Reports of IllnessS

Since Jezebel is a site for ladies and things ladies like, and since yogurt is the number one thing ladies like/want/see/eat/do/rub all over ourselves/others, I suppose we should talk about how a bunch of Chobani Greek yogurt manufactured in Twin Falls, Idaho has made 89 people ill with nausea and cramps. DAMMIT YOGURT WHYYYYY.

Although no definitive link was confirmed between the yogurt and the illness, Chobani issued a voluntary recall which means, yeah, our yogurt is making people mad sick:

Chobani last week told grocery stores to destroy 35 varieties of yogurt reported to have been contaminated by a mold associated with dairy products. Last Thursday, Chobani spokeswoman Amy Juaristi said 95 percent of the tainted product had been destroyed.

The affected yogurt cups have the code 16-012 and expiration dates between Sept. 11 and Oct. 7.

Lucky for yogurt lovers (ladies), the company has not said what caused the outbreak or how it would prevent a reoccurrence. Thanks, Chobama!

[ABC News]