Bless you, you petrifying savage adorable poultry monster.

I am pretty sure I can safely say I have never, not once in my life, thought about what a chicken sneezing would sound like. The thought has never crossed my mind. It could be because of that whole chickens don't burp thing, which is apparently a myth but I guess I just didn't realize that chickens even sneezed. In retrospect, I suppose they sound exactly how I would have imagined (if I did imagine it), but the result is incredibly startling and kind of disturbing nonetheless.