Meet Admiral Whiskers. He is a cat and a donut lover. He also loves wrapping paper as much as any sensible kitty should and knows what you really want to unwrap on INSERT HOLIDAY OF YOUR CHOICE HERE morning is a pissed off cat ready to pounce. It's every kid's dream come true! As the famous olde poem goes, "And I heard Santa say as he rode out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good maiming at the paw of the family cat and also a huge bill for stitches, HO HO HO!" (Santa's kind of a dick.)