Jenny McCarthy might join everyone's (or just my) favorite show The View! Or at least, that's what her minions want people to think so that she can edge out Brooke Shields for the hearts of Americans country-wide. As for my heart, it's torn. On the one hand, I love Brooke Shields non-ironically. On the other hand, The View is at its best when the women on it are being totally batty and can discuss Hot Topics without feeling as though they need to be reigned in on issues like what rape is or money shots or even how bangin' certain guests are.