You know those prank-based advertisements that are all the rage these days? Like, where you give people a hankering for a high-def TV by making them think they and all their loved ones are about to be incinerated by some sort of horrific nuclear assault? Or you pique people's interest in a night out a the movies by causing them to diarrhea their pants in terror when they're just trying to get a macchiato? Because nothing moves product quite like traumatizing your customers for life! Oh man, it's going to go so viral the first time someone has a heart attack in a fake elevator or punches out a pretend psychic. You guys are going to sell HELLA GRANOLA BARS.
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