the 80's karate rap rap so bad it's good

By Madeleine Davies Feb 6, 2012 7:45 PM 6,777

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The Karate Rap Is Awesomely 80’s, Awesomely Terrible

The Karate Rap Is Awesomely 80's, Awesomely Terrible "Well, I've trained karate around the world. I'm known all over as karate girl. I'm witty, I'm pretty, I've got the female smarts, so listen to our rap about the martial arts."

Guys, is Christina Rossetti writing raps now? Because that was fucking poetry.

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