Do you love Christmas music, but feel it could include more references to contraceptives? You're in luck! Planned Parenthood Arizona has released a cover of "The Twelve Days of Christmas." Only they've replaced all the random gifts (swans? you shouldn't have) with stuff you can actually use, like diaphragms, spermicides and Depo-Provera shots.
Bonus: Show it to your conservative cousin over Christmas dinner and he'll have a conniption fit. Have fun!
Updated: Unfortunately, it looks like the video has been made private. Feel free to submit your own contraceptive-focused Christmas carol cover in the comments, though!
(via Breitbart, LOL)