Sharon Stone: 'My Ass Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie'

Sharon Stone is going on vacation soon; because we live in a world in which it's a normalized and purportedly acceptable thing that tabloids print photos of Imperfect Butts and mock them, she anticipates that happening to her. Fortunately, she doesn't care.

"I haven't worked out in a couple of months because I just didn't feel like it," she told E! News. "But now I'm going on vacation and I know what they're going to do — [the tabloids] are going to put a circle around my ass and do one of those crazy magnified pictures saying, 'What happened to her ass? It's a bag of cheese.'" Ok, assuming that the butt-insult will come in the form of figurative language is giving the tabloids a bit too much credit, but point taken.

She went on: "I would just like to say it's a fine triple crème brie!" YES. And then: "Right when they zoom in I should have a tattoo on my ass that says, 'You wish you could get a bite of this.'" Beautiful. Perfect. Amazing ass-tattoo concept. [ABC News, E!]


Sharon Stone: 'My Ass Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie'

For Sofia Vergara's birthday, she got the universe this present: a photo of herself and Joe Manganiello making physical contact with one another in front of some balloons.

They are so attractive. [ABC]


Sharon Stone: 'My Ass Is a Fine Triple Crème Brie'

In other birthday news, Kaley Cuoco threw her husband a surprise party and hired FAKE (??) MERMAIDS to hang out in the pool. In addition, the caterer served little bags of Fritos filled with chili. If someone surprised me with mermaids and Frito bags filled with chili, I would break down and start sobbing. [People]


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