In today's Tweet Beat, Brandi Glanville is going to be broke by the time she gets done promoting her book, Rumer Willis has real problems and Lucy Lawless thinks Johnny Knoxville is sweet.
— Sherri Shepherd (@SherriEShepherd) July 23, 2014
Rest in Peace Amy Winehouse I'll always think about you, imagine u singing the blues in heaven in a happier place. I loved you and still do
— Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) July 23, 2014
th act of taking pen2 paper is a mst revolutionary act of th will. Making a mark on th paper w full intention of creative expression=#YOD -
— Roseanne Barr (@therealroseanne) July 23, 2014
Thanks 2 every1 for sending me drinking&dating books 2 personalize but this is costing me a fortune!pls send envelopes4 return :) THANKS
— Brandi Glanville (@BrandiGlanville) July 23, 2014
Yes, I tried to "jerk" during the show today. Yes, I fell on my butt onstage. I have no regrets.
— Ben Platt (@BenSPLATT) July 23, 2014
Is it an odd combination of pathetic weakness and massive strength that gets me all the way downstairs to the fridge at 3 a.m. every night.
— Tom Arnold (@TomArnold) July 23, 2014
— LeAnn Rimes Cibrian (@leannrimes) July 23, 2014
— AmyPoehlerSmartGirls (@smrtgrls) July 23, 2014
So relieved I wasn't invited to Prince George's first birthday party. I'm not really his demo, and what do you get a kid who has everything?
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) July 23, 2014
racism is alive & well
— PillsNPotions (@NICKIMINAJ) July 23, 2014
"You should want a bad bitch like this...." Me singing quietly to myself this morning while I organized my books alphabetically. #fancy
— shannonwoodward (@shannonwoodward) July 23, 2014
— Jenny McCarthy (@JennyMcCarthy) July 23, 2014
So annoying when people brag on twitter & that's why I'm not tweeting that Portia just signed on to do a top secret arc on "Scandal". Oops.
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) July 23, 2014
— Lucy Lawless (@RealLucyLawless) July 23, 2014
That time that paparazzi were hounding you and you opened up a guys car door thinking it was uber and it wasn't. #thestruggleisreal
— Rumer Willis (@TheRue) July 23, 2014
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