The premiere of The Real Housewives of the Worst City In Texas was Monday night, and boy howdy did I enjoy every second of it. Though it’s too early for all the cast members’ dynamics to have been established, the season’s central rivalry was made abundantly clear.

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LeeAnne, a former carny, plans charity events for a living. Brandi, a former Dallas Cowboys cheerleader, attends them. LeeAnne is far from rich, but thinks of herself as classy. Brandi is sort of rich, and loves making fart jokes.

They are enemies.

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I have never seen an hour-long episode of television mention poop, farts, and charity events (often in the same breath) so frequently. And if they keep it up, this could be the strangest, stinkiest, and most giving new Housewives franchise yet.