Taystee, Suzanne, Boo, and all your other Orange Is the New Black favorites have arrived to deliver their own Litchfield version of ‘Twas the Night Before Christmas—which naturally includes looting, vibrating screwdrivers, and prison riots.

While ‘Twas a Night in Litchfield is a gift in itself, the true present is watching Orange Is the New Black’s talented actresses roll out their characters—each so distinct—in quick succession. It’s a credit to the writers that in three seasons, they’ve managed to create such a vastly beloved and developed ensemble.

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And a special shoutout to Cindy, one of Litchfield’s select Chosen People, for participating in these Christmas festivities despite her new Jewish faith. Let’s hope the rest of the inmates remember her generosity come Sukkot.


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