The New Royal Family Portrait: Approachable While Still Unattainable

Ah yes, I thought we were due for an official visual update on our friends across the pond. In the new portrait, we see Prince Will and Duchess Kate looking out the window of Apartment 1A at Kensington Palace while eight-month old George (donning a sweater with his name on it) and the shiny-ass cocker spaniel Lupo (um what shampoo does that dog use?) gaze at each other because lol adults.

For a moment, they sort of seem normal and we almost forget that they are basically of a separate species of privilege and crumpets. And as much as I think the Royal Family should start doing belly-down Sears portraits, it's pretty bloody adorable.

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