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				<a href="http://wedding.theknot.com/special-wedding-features/the-knot-live/articles/the-knot-live-episode-1.aspx">The Knot Live</a>, the wedding planning site's new "show" whose first episode ran today, is quite entertaining in a wedding-mag sorta way. But 12 -12:30? Either these brides are not working, or that's a lonely lunch hour...[<a href="http://wedding.theknot.com/special-wedding-features/the-knot-live/articles/the-knot-live-episode-1.aspx">TheKnot</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5294155/prime-time" title="Click here to read more about Prime Time">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Jun 2009 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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				For the groom who needs to know wedding etiquette like, oh, what constitutes "<a href=" http://theplunge.com/bachelorparty/what-counts-as-cheating-at-bachelor-party">cheating</a>" at a bachelor party, (because that's what men are like, you see) comes manly site <a href="http://theplunge.com/">ThePlunge.com</a>!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5262864/the-noose-plunge" title="Click here to read more about The Noose Plunge">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 20 May 2009 14:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Sadie Stein]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Drew Peterson's Girlfriend Moves In • Sex Offender Wins Lottery Sponsored By Victim Advocacy Group]]></title>
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				 • 23-year-old Christina Raines, mother of two and <a href="http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/chi-drew-peterson_13jan13,0,2173265.story">Drew Peterson's newest girlfriend,</a> has just moved in with him. Her family and friends are understandably upset. •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5130585/drew-petersons-girlfriend-moves-in--sex-offender-wins-lottery-sponsored-by-victim-advocacy-group" title="Click here to read more about Drew Peterson's Girlfriend Moves In • Sex Offender Wins Lottery Sponsored By Victim Advocacy Group">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Jan 2009 17:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[The Knot At Its End?]]></title>
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				<a href="http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/12/the-knot-imploding----tipster-knot"><em>Silicon Alley Insider</em></a>  reports that wedding planning/propaganda website The Knot might be closing. Reportedly, Macy's may not renew its registry contract, and the site is bleeding staff and looking for skilled interns. [<a href="http://www.alleyinsider.com/2008/12/the-knot-imploding----tipster-knot">Silicon Alley Insider</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5111832/the-knot-at-its-end" title="Click here to read more about The Knot At Its End?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 16 Dec 2008 17:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Megan Carpentier]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[What's A Bride To Do When Her Caterer Is An Anti-Semitic Asshole?]]></title>
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				The Knot.com's messageboards bring us yet another bride in crisis. Poor Dawn-Marie! Her post on the "Planning & Etiquette" messageboard is titled <em>please help :( </em> and she <a href="http://talk.theknot.com/boards/main_frame.aspx?page=ShowForum.aspx?ForumID=9">writes</a>:<blockquote>I have A big prob, I got engaged in May of last year and right away we started planning our wedding. We booked a place that was very well known for their great food. On this wed. we went to the food tasting to start picking what foods we would have out. My fiance, my mother, my grandmother (93 yrs old), a bridesmaid, a groomsman, and my soon to be step daughter (6). Right away the owner started using bad language that I would not like to say here. He called my fiance a "jew bastard", my man of honor a "gay ***". My brother is marring [sic] us and he kept calling him "the internet minister". He hung all over my bridesmaid and said he was going to get her dunk [sic] and take her to the hotel down the street. My step daughter asked why her uncle is a "***".</blockquote>But wait, there's more! 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/344368/whats-a-bride-to-do-when-her-caterer-is-an-anti+semitic-asshole" title="Click here to read more about What's A Bride To Do When Her Caterer Is An Anti-Semitic Asshole?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Poor TheKnot.com message boarder  k&b10312002.  She <a href="http://talk.theknot.com/boards/main_frame.aspx?page=ShowForum.aspx?ForumID=136">turned</a> to her fellow brides-to-be for some advice: Seems the poor dear had a bad run-in with some tingling, warming lube! She was hoping the other gals might be able to recommend a more pleasurable alternative. But the Knotties are not naughty at all! In fact, based on their responses, they might not be getting any. The wingedbride said "um...i really didnt' want to know that much about you." Mrs. Expchic said "Hellman's," and katie.i.do said "Jiffy." Jesus, girls, lighten up! And don't pretend you're too good to lube. Poor k&b10312002 signed off, dejectedly: "Sorry, just trying to liven things up. Didn't mean to offend."  Don't be down  k&b10312002!  Forget TheKnot.com and bring that question on over here!  Personally, might we suggest something water-based to help prevent a yeast infection?  [<a href="http://talk.theknot.com/boards/main_frame.aspx?page=ShowForum.aspx?ForumID=136">The Knot</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/319133/isnt-anyone-on-theknotcom-having-sex" title="Click here to read more about Isn't Anyone On TheKnot.com Having Sex?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Nov 2007 18:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				"Denise2005" <em>aka</em> "Matilda&Leon", a married lady with a baby in the hospital, is having some <a href="http://boards.thenest.com/boards/ShowPost.aspx?PostID=35207457&MsdVisit=1">connubial un-bliss</a>, she tells the other ladies on relationship site TheNest.com: 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/311544/sorry-we-couldnt-have-sex-on-your-birthday-but-our-kids-in-the-icu" title="Click here to read more about Sorry We Couldn't Have Sex On Your Birthday But Our Kid's In The ICU">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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