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The “Cash Me Outside” girl (the 2017 version of the “I’m Gonna Have a Baby” teen) Danielle Bregoli has signed a multi-million dollar record deal with Atlantic, TMZ reports. As someone who rose to fame as fodder for Dr. Phil’s stock formula in which he encourages a minor from a dysfunctional low-income household to do outrageous things so he can scold her (because it’s almost always a her) for ratings–well, you get it, girl.

She first appeared last year on the Dr. Phil show and told the audience [“heaux”] to “cash me outside” [for a beating], hence her tagline. Now rapping at age 14 under the name Bhad Bhabie, her song “These Heaux” made the #77 slot on Billboard’s top 100 list this week, making her the youngest person ever to make the chart. (It currently has 23 million views on YouTube). TMZ has also reported that since May, she’s already been cashing her fans at meet-and-greets for $30,000 minimum and that she was approached back in February by reality TV show producers.

No fucking way am I getting tickets for the album or the single or the concert, but yeah, I’m complicit, and yeah, that makes me a heaux. She can cash me in the YouTube views.

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