The Best Cyber Monday Fashion Deals

Ah, Cyber Monday, that lovely online shopping extravaganza that blessedly allows you to partake in the post-Thanksgiving capitalistic deals-orgy with a significantly lowered chance of encountering loose human excrement.

The essential of Cyber Monday: “Okay, I have found a way to avoid the pile of soiled slacks; where are all of the deals, though?” Don’t worry, dear reader, I’ve got you — without further ado, here’s a list of online retailers, listed by what percentage off they’re offering:

50 percent off at The Limited and free shipping on all orders with code “JINGLE”.
50 percent off at The Body Shop.
50 percent off at SimplyBe with code “5990”.
50 percent off at Ann Taylor.
Up to 50 percent off at Zara.
50 percent off jewelry and sale items at Forever21.
40 percent off at H&M; free shipping.
40 percent off at Banana Republic.
40 percent off at Gap.
Up to 40 percent off at Bluefly, with an additional $40 off orders over $200 and free shipping with code “CYBER40”.
35 percent off at Steve Madden with code “THANKFUL35”; free shipping.
Up to 33 percent off at Urban Outfitters; free shipping.
30 precent off at Nasty Gal.
30 percent off at Asos with code “GIMMEMORE”.
30 percent off at J. Crew.
30 percent off at Old Navy.
30 percent off at Piperlime.
30 percent off at Saturday.com with code “GOFORIT”.
30 percent off selected lines at TopShop.
Up to 30 percent off at JCPenney.
25 percent off at Bloomingdales (includes sale items).
25 percent off at Madewell with code “FEAST25”.
25 percent off at Wild Fox Couture.
Up to 25 percent off at Shopbop (includes sale items!) with code “BIGEVENT13”.
20 percent off at ModCloth with code “ROBOPUG” (I recommend you at least go to the site to see the picture of the RoboPug in question; he is very cute).
20 percent off at Intermix.
15 percent off at Macys; 25 to 40 percent off clearance items; free shipping on orders over $75.
15 percent off at Shoptiques with code “CYBERSHOP”.
10 percent off at Necessary Clothing.
Free shipping at Anthropologie.