Tomorrow night, anyone with a television and cable can enjoy the legless bodysuit, weed-bedazzled, $exy acid trip Tumblr extravaganza that is Miley Cyrus' Bangerz Tour—NBC is airing a two-hour concert special featuring footage from the concert and backstage.

In the promo, Cyrus' description of her fans being a bunch of kids ready to party (not sitting down trying to look cool) and the safety she creates in a building of 20,000 people, and her being their leader is literally my nightmare. Don't get me wrong. They are certainly having a blast, and that is totally fine. I just don't do well in crowds. Of rowdy teens. Screaming. To Miley Cyrus.