That live broadcast of Peter Pan that everyone (no one) has been talking about since The Sound of Music triple pooped on the concepts of television, stage production, and film has made its first casting. The role of Captain Hook will be played by Christopher Walken. This is a surprisingly good decision on the part of the producers, which as E. Alex Jung at Vulture points out, worked with Walken on 2007's Hairspray. One can only hope that this production will actually be a two hour Fat Boy Slim performance.

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