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			<title><![CDATA[Why Not to Text While Walking]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 25 Jan 2012 14:20:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Madeleine Davies]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[It Is Your God-Given Right As An American To Text While You Drive]]></title>
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				People have been joking for year that women will do whatever Oprah tells us to, but recently this has been thoroughly disproven. Mercifully, sequined Uggs never became America's "favorite thing," we refused en masse to even locate the OWN Network on our cable lineup, and now, despite Oprah's demand that we only text on the road if we're being chauffered, we're using cell phones while driving more than ever.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5866577/it-is-your-god+given-right-as-an-american-to-text-while-you-drive" title="Click here to read more about It Is Your God-Given Right As An American To Text While You Drive">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 09 Dec 2011 09:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[99% Of Kids Resist Urge To Sext Naked Pictures Of Themselves]]></title>
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				For the past few years we've been hearing reports about how the kids are sexting themselves silly, leading overzealous law enforcement officials to  crowd our sex offender registries with girls who sent out photos of themselves wearing a bra. Now a new study claims that the vast majority of teens have never sent or received a nude photo. We've never known the media to exaggerate stories involving teens and sex in a hysterical fashion, but let's hear the scientists out.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5865006/99-of-kids-resist-urge-to-sext-naked-pictures-of-themselves" title="Click here to read more about 99% Of Kids Resist Urge To Sext Naked Pictures Of Themselves">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 05 Dec 2011 09:50:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Law Will Ruin Sexting for Pakistanis]]></title>
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				If you were hoping to send the following frustrated text in Pakistan&mdash; "Jesus Christ&mdash; It's harder than ever to find good chicken breasts these days"&mdash; think again.  Several words in that sentence have been placed on a list that Pakistan's communications agency says indicate spam, and soon, texts containing those words may be blocked.  Also on the list? Sex words, swears, and, curiously, the phrase "monkey crotch."  (Or, as you'll soon have to text: "m0nk3y cr0+&lt;h.")				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5860892/new-law-will-ruin-sexting-for-pakistanis" title="Click here to read more about New Law Will Ruin Sexting for Pakistanis">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 18 Nov 2011 14:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Erin Gloria Ryan]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[You Might Have 'Text Neck']]></title>
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				For those of us who spend hours and hours each day peering down at our mobile devices&mdash;Oh God, are you doing that right now while you read??&mdash;there's a new affliction to be worried about: "Text Neck." It's an increasingly common problem that's not nearly as sexy as it sounds. According to one chiropracter, we're working our muscles overtime, and it's sort of breaking our necks:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5847541/you-might-have-text-neck" title="Click here to read more about You Might Have 'Text Neck'">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 07 Oct 2011 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Fake Girlfriend Helps Guys Pick Up Chicks]]></title>
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				The latest in fake-girlfriend technology allegedly has a purpose beyond momentarily making your friends think someone likes you &mdash; it could help men snag real girlfriends.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5847003/fake-girlfriend-helps-guys-pick-up-chicks" title="Click here to read more about Fake Girlfriend Helps Guys Pick Up Chicks">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 05 Oct 2011 17:05:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				<!-- videoId: 1L3eeC2lJZs --><!-- /videoId: 1L3eeC2lJZs --> A woman was kicked out of a movie theater in Austin, Texas for texting during a movie &mdash; a theater, might we add, that warns of the consequences of said behavior repeatedly. The joke pretty much writes itself, right? Not exactly.<!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5809469/woman-kicked-out-of-theater-for-texting-leaves-angry-voicemail" title="Click here to read more about Woman Kicked Out Of Theater For Texting Leaves Angry Voicemail">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 07 Jun 2011 16:36:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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				Have you ever wondered just how compatible you are with someone? Sure, you can talk about books, movies, and music OR you can take all of the IMs, chats, and emails you've been exchanging, paste them into <a href=http://www.utpsyc.org/synch/>this website</a>, and voila: <i>"You will get a number back that assesses the degree to which the two of you match."</i>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5804267/give-them-your-text-messages-theyll-tell-you-how-long-youre-relationship-will-last" title="Click here to read more about Give Them Your Text Messages, They’ll Tell You How Long Your Relationship Will Last">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sat, 21 May 2011 18:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Lane Moore]]></dc:creator>
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				Police are threatening students at a New Jersey middle school with child pornography charges after a naked picture of a thirteen-year-old student made the rounds of their mobile phones. But there may not really be much authorities can do.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5804032/police-threaten-sexting-teens-with-child-porn-charges" title="Click here to read more about Police Threaten Sexting Teens With Child Porn Charges">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 20 May 2011 15:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				What's worse than texting while driving? How about sexting teenagers while driving a bus full of other kids? Friends, meet Darryl Bate.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5792487/sexting-busdriver-banned-from-school" title="Click here to read more about Sexting Busdriver Banned From School">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Apr 2011 14:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				<em>Look, we all know the phone is scary. But sometimes you can't avoid it. Herewith, a few tips for making calls without sounding like a weirdo.</em><!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5789853/mastering-the-lost-art-of-actually-talking-on-the-phone" title="Click here to read more about Mastering The Lost Art Of Actually Talking On The Phone">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 07 Apr 2011 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				A 16-year-old girl from Bloomington, Ill. texted her friend and cousin to say she'd been robbed and shot in the foot. Being the good people that they are, they called the police. When the cops checked in on the girl and realized she was a prankster, they weren't amused &mdash; they wrote her a ticket for $150.  Also: Isn't being the victim of a robbery and/or shooting exactly the sort of information you <em>wouldn't</em> text? Color me old, but some things still merit picking up the phone. [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/02/illinois-teen-claims-she-_n_844032.html">AP</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5788389/teen-girl-fined-for-ill+conceived-april-fools-prank" title="Click here to read more about Teen Girl Fined For Ill-Conceived April Fool's Prank">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 03 Apr 2011 11:45:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				A Canadian woman was awarded $30,000 in damages in a <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sexualharassment" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sexualharassment" href="http://jezebel.com/#!sexualharassment/">sexual harassment</a> suit against her boss, who sent her such disturbing text messages as, "Can I date your daughter?"				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5764399/woman-wins-30000-in-sexting-case" title="Click here to read more about Woman Wins $30,000 In Sexting Case">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				A survey purportedly shows that women are having sex more quickly because of the influence of Facebook and texting. Even if that's true, it shouldn't necessarily freak us out.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5741678/why-social-media-seduction-shouldnt-scare-us" title="Click here to read more about Seduction By Social Media Is Nothing To Be Scared Of">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 24 Jan 2011 11:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				So you go out on New Year's Eve. You meet a guy, he seems nice. You share a dance and a goodnight kiss and give him your number. He calls the next day; when you don't respond immediately, this arrives.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5724537/dont-think-i-am-overly-interested-in-you-but-i-love-to-hunt-" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Don't Think I Am Overly Interested In You, But I Love To Hunt :)&quot;">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The governor of Wisconsin has appointed a woman to replace Sexting (ex-)DA <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kennethkratz" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kennethkratz" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kennethkratz/">Kenneth Kratz</a>, who resigned after his harassment of abuse victims and all-around creepitude <a href="http://jezebel.com/5649141/a-guide-to-the-sexting-das-creepy-hits-and-misses">became national news</a>. Incoming DA <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jerilyndietz" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #jerilyndietz" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/jerilyndietz/">Jerilyn Dietz</a> starts work on December 19. Hooray, justice!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5705866/lady-lawyer-appointed-to-replace-the-sexting-da" title="Click here to read more about Lady Lawyer Appointed to Replace the Sexting DA">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I sniff the tabloids, searching for the sweet aroma of gossip. Today, Tony Parker's accused of sending "hundreds" of suspicious texts, while Angelina and Brad prepare for a New Year's wedding.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5692416/this-week-in-tabloids-eva-longorias-husband-has-text-affair/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about This Week In Tabloids: Eva Longoria's Husband Has Text Affair">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Nov 2010 14:05:40 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Dodai Stewart]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Texting Teens At Risk For Drinking, Sex And General Hell-Raising]]></title>
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				More evidence that texting is totally destroying our nation's youth: kids who do it a lot are more likely to drink, have sex, and get in fights.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5685303/texting-teens-at-risk-for-drinking-sex-and-general-hell+raising" title="Click here to read more about Texting Teens At Risk For Drinking, Sex And General Hell-Raising">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Nov 2010 09:36:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Late-Night Texting Hurts Kids' Brains]]></title>
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				According to a new study, <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Sleep/bedtime-texting-bad-sleep/story?id=12035026&page=1">texting</a> right before bedtime may give kids insomnia and <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #moodproblems" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #moodproblems" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/moodproblems/">mood problems</a>. Also very dangerous were not eating your vegetables, fighting with your sister, and backtalk.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5683715/late+night-texting-hurts-kids-brains" title="Click here to read more about Late-Night Texting Hurts Kids' Brains">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 07 Nov 2010 12:10:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Sexting Is Apparently The Key To A Happy Relationship]]></title>
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				I am confident that I have found the most obnoxious headline of the day, and it is this: "I let toyboy swap <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sextexts" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sextexts" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sextexts/">sex texts</a> with girls so he won't stray."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5666729/sexting-is-apparently-the-key-to-a-happy-relationship" title="Click here to read more about Sexting Is Apparently The Key To A Happy Relationship">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 18 Oct 2010 14:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[New Anti-Sexting App Doomed To Failure]]></title>
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				Kids today sure do love texting! But a new app could force them to keep it clean &mdash; or just get creative.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5663804/new-anti+sexting-app-doomed-to-failure" title="Click here to read more about New Anti-Sexting App Doomed To Failure">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 14 Oct 2010 12:56:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				Sexting DA Kenneth Kratz will resign after all &mdash; before that happens, let's take a closer look at the life and career of the world's worst DA.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5649141/a-guide-to-the-sexting-das-creepy-hits-and-misses" title="Click here to read more about The Sexting DA's Noteworthy Divorces And Creepy Cases">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 27 Sep 2010 17:20:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				Wisconsin's <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #departmentofjustice" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #departmentofjustice" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/departmentofjustice/">Department of Justice</a> <a href="http://host.madison.com/wsj/news/local/crime_and_courts/article_7a3d083c-c84b-11df-b190-001cc4c03286.html?mode=story">investigated</a> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sextingda" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sextingda" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sextingda/">sexting DA</a> <a href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kenneth-kratz/">Kenneth Kratz</a> last year, but closed its investigation after just a few days with no charges. They also never interviewed Kratz, though they did look at his 30 racy text messages.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5648839/doj-previously-investigated-sexting-da-inexplicably-did-nothing" title="Click here to read more about DOJ Previously Investigated Sexting DA, Inexplicably Did Nothing">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Two more women have come forward to accuse <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sextingda" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sextingda" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sextingda/">sexting DA</a> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kennethkratz" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kennethkratz" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kennethkratz/">Kenneth Kratz</a> of inappropriate behavior &mdash; and one says he has a pattern of victimizing women "who are extremely vulnerable to his authority."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5644900/sexting-da-asked-woman-on-autopsy-date-sexted-others" title="Click here to read more about Sexting DA Asked Woman On Autopsy Date, Sexted Others">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 22 Sep 2010 12:35:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle <a href="http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/wis-governor-seeks-to-remove-sexting-prosecutor.html">says</a> he'll "start the process to consider removing" <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sextingda" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sextingda" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/sextingda/">sexting DA</a> <a href="http://jezebel.com/5639668/da-sexted-abuse-victim-while-prosecuting-her-ex">Kenneth Kratz</a> from office.  Meanwhile, a second woman says Kratz hit on her by inviting her to an autopsy.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5643868/wisconsin-governor-will-consider-removing-sexting-da" title="Click here to read more about Wisconsin Governor Will &quot;Consider&quot; Removing Sexting DA">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 21 Sep 2010 12:42:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Wisconsin DA <a href="http://jezebel.com/5639668/da-sexted-abuse-victim-while-prosecuting-her-ex">Kenneth Kratz</a>, who has admitted to texting an abuse victim 30 times in three days, has taken <a href="http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/09/sexting-prosecutor-goes-on-medical-leave.html">medical leave</a> of an unspecified length. He's also getting therapy.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5643009/sexting-da-takes-medical-leave" title="Click here to read more about Sexting DA Takes Medical Leave">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 20 Sep 2010 13:57:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Ryan Jones has created an online slang dictionary to help parents harsh kids' texting buzz. But the best part is his list of words he refused to include. Zvag, anyone?				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5623848/loser-grownup-ruins-kids-texting-fun" title="Click here to read more about Loser Grownup Ruins Kids' Texting Fun">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 27 Aug 2010 18:19:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #cellphoneusage" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #cellphoneusage" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/cellphoneusage/">Cell phone usage</a> doesn't seem like a race issue, or a gender issue. But it is!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5620886/ladies-black-people-love-cell-phones" title="Click here to read more about Ladies, Black People Love Cell Phones">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				I wish my grandmother could see my baby cousin, and meet my fiance. I wish she could enjoy Michelle Obama's clothes. But most of all, I wish my grandmother had lived to enjoy texting. Allow me to explain:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5608334/my-grandmother-would-have-loved-texting" title="Click here to read more about My Grandmother Would Have Loved Texting">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 09 Aug 2010 19:21:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Say you just got a girl's phone number, and now you want to text your way into her heart. According to <a href="http://howtotextgirls.com/">The TXT Book</a>, you should start by calling her "penguin princess."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5603484/texting-tips-to-ensure-you-never-get-laid" title="Click here to read more about Texting Tips To Ensure You Never Get Laid">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 Aug 2010 16:06:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna North]]></dc:creator>
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				Many texting trends (cf. <a href="http://jezebel.com/5502182/another-day-another-dumb-neologism-beware-of-chexting">"chexting"</a>) are just silly, but experts say <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2010/06/20/AR2010062003331.html?wprss=rss_technology">"textual harassment"</a> is dangerous &mdash; a new and disturbing feature of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #abusiverelationships" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #abusiverelationships" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/abusiverelationships/">abusive relationships</a>.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5568620/textual-harassment-when-technology-enables-abuse" title="Click here to read more about &quot;Textual Harassment&quot;: When Technology Enables Abuse">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 21 Jun 2010 09:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				Four adults dressed in bee costumes appeared yesterday outside the Grand Hyatt where the Scripps National <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #spellingbee" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #spellingbee" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/spellingbee/">Spelling Bee</a> is being held.  They were, oddly enough,<a href="http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h1bmf2tG4WxyUwMd4tmmmxpVTW6gD9G40H601"> there to protest words.  </a>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5555586/protesters-demand-spelling-bee-get-hooked-on-phonics" title="Click here to read more about Protesters Demand Spelling Bee Get Hooked On Phonics">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Jun 2010 13:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				As someone who has been moderating comments for over two years (and using the internet for about 17), I've seen a lot of internet slang fads come and go.  But there are some phrases, it seems, that just won't die:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5551384/the-5-most-overused-expressions-on-the-internet" title="Click here to read more about The 5 Most Overused Expressions On The Internet">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 30 May 2010 17:50:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[&quot;All We Have To Do Is Hang Up Or Switch Off&quot;: Oprah Takes On Texting While Driving]]></title>
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				I am going to be honest and admit that until I read<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2010/04/25/opinion/25winfrey.html?partner=rss&emc=rss"> Oprah's op-ed</a> in the <i>New York Times</i> this morning, I did not realize that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #textingwhiledriving" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #textingwhiledriving" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/textingwhiledriving/">texting while driving</a> had become such a <i>thing</i>.  And a dangerous one, at that.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5524049/all-we-have-to-do-is-hang-up-or-switch-off-oprah-takes-on-texting-while-driving" title="Click here to read more about &quot;All We Have To Do Is Hang Up Or Switch Off&quot;: Oprah Takes On Texting While Driving">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 25 Apr 2010 15:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Hortense Smith]]></dc:creator>
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				Need to know when it's appropriate to send a "sext"?  MTV has launched <a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/mtv-launches-online-morality-meter/story?id=10102719"><em>Over the Line?</em></a>, a program to help teens discuss and determine their digital ethics. Hint: sending nude pictures is <em>never</em> a good idea.  [<a href="http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/mtv-launches-online-morality-meter/story?id=10102719">ABC</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5495357/mtv-helpfully-defines-modern-morality" title="Click here to read more about MTV Helpfully Defines Modern Morality">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 17 Mar 2010 09:40:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				An 8th grader from Massachusetts allegedly took a nude photo of herself and texted it to her boyfriend, who then <a href="http://www.newser.com/story/82775/8th-grader-sells-nude-sext-of-girlfriend.html">sold it to their classmates</a> for $5 each. Police say both may have violated <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #childpornography" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #childpornography" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/childpornography/">child pornography</a> laws. [<a href="http://www.newser.com/story/82775/8th-grader-sells-nude-sext-of-girlfriend.html">Newser</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5489078/8th-grade-boy-sells-girlfriends-nude-text" title="Click here to read more about 8th Grade Boy Sells Girlfriend's Nude Text">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 09 Mar 2010 09:40:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Margaret Hartmann]]></dc:creator>
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				Spoiler alert: Her Honor finds it incredibly rude when people text at the dinner table in restaurants, or in a dark movie theater. She's always right about everything.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5427338/judge-judy-throws-verbal-punches-on-texting-in-public" title="Click here to read more about Judge Judy Throws Verbal Punches On Texting In Public">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 15 Dec 2009 18:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				 • Cameras and recording devices have been banned from all of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sarahpalin" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #sarahpalin" href="http://jezebel.com/#!sarahpalin/">Sarah Palin</a>'s book tour appearances, but a spokesman announced <a href="http://breepalin.blogspot.com/2009/12/sarah-palins-fee-schedule-found.html">people can pose with her</a> and buy a copy later online for $15 and up. •				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5417449/letake-a-picture-with-palin-for-only-15--man-married-to-video-game-takes-it-on-honeymoon" title="Click here to read more about leTake A Picture With Palin For Only $15 • Man Married To Video Game Takes It On Honeymoon">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				•  A research team has found that <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #femalefriendships" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #femalefriendships" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/femalefriendships/">female friendships</a> within <a href="http://www.livescience.com/animals/091114-nhm-female-horses.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+Livesciencecom+%28LiveScience.com+Science+Headline+Feed%29">bands of wild horses </a>can lead to better reproductive success.  They believe that the bonds between females may help the horses fend off annoying males, and thus reduce stress.  • 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5405744/even-wild-horses-need-their-girlfriends-fire-turns-irwin-land-into-an-animal-graveyard" title="Click here to read more about Even Wild Horses Need Their Girlfriends • Fire Turns Irwin Land Into An "Animal Graveyard"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				T-Mobile: <a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/internetNews/idUSTRE5A246320091103?feedType=RSS&feedName=internetNews">yr recent study</a> sez "metrotextual" dudes txt kisses 2 each other (ie xx). whatevs. plz stop w lame studies n ridiculous neologisms. kthxbai. [<a href="http://www.reuters.com/article/internetNews/idUSTRE5A246320091103?feedType=RSS&feedName=internetNews">Reuters</a>]				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5396236/metrotextuality-even-more-absurd-than-sexting" title="Click here to read more about "Metrotextuality" Even More Absurd Than "Sexting"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 03 Nov 2009 14:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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