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She loathes low-hangers, finds wrinklies revolting, scorns the scrotum. She hates balls, okay? As she puts it: "I hate balls." More »
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Urologists can't afford to giggle like 7th graders every time someone brings up balls, but recently Canadian doctors spotted something too incredible to ignore: A man's face in an ultrasound of a patient's testicular tumor. More »
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Welcome back to Guysourcing, where a panel of helpful gentlemen answer your questions. This week's question concerns something many readers have questions about: balls. We asked dudes, "What do your balls like, and what do they hate? Do they respond to emotional stimuli like fear? Do you like to have partners touch or lick them? Anything surprising ladies should know about your balls?" Here's how they responded. More »
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A group of Italian restorers have been accused of essentially ruining a classic work of art called the Tree of Fertility by getting rid of a tree "festooned with penises and testicles over a group of nine women, one of whom appears to be attempting to snag a penis with a hook." More »
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This morning on Today, while promoting Friends With Benefits, Mila and JT brought the testicular humor as they talked about the Marine Corps Ball. Mila declared, "Marines have a lot of balls." Justin agreed, "Marines got balls," and added, "we want to pay honor to our country and embrace their balls." Justin continued to ham it up even after Lester Holt ended the segment. More »
]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5822161&view=rss&microfeed=true "The man felt 'extreme pain' and saw blood on his groin area… Dr. Karen Jacoby told police that the man's wound looked like it was a 'knife injury.'" More »
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Ladies! Meet the bush cricket, whose testicles—at 14% of their body weight—are the largest of any species. Scientists speculate that their massive junk allows them to "mate repeatedly" and win locker room bragging rights. More »
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Delicare-M is a Japanese cream with a cooling ingredient designed to soothe hot and itchy testicles. According to this commercial, it'll have your man singing with co-workers and lifting his leg to display his newly-cool balls in no time. [InventorSpot] More »
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In addition to "balls," "nuts" and "cojones," the Cosmo story "Two Spots He's Dying For You To Touch" uses "his boys," "package," "his twins" and then prints ten weird nicknames guys allegedly use. Winston Churchill? Ghandi? Both bald and wrinkly. More »
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Jesse Bering, he of the hilarious penis column fame, is at it again. This time, we learn everything we ever (or perhaps never) wanted to know about testicles. More »
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Both Alec Baldwin and Amy Sedaris would be proud: It's National Cheeseball Day. (Ha! What better way to bookend a week of tea-bagging?) Open thread after the jump; see you Schweddys on Monday. [The Nibble] More »
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The Rotary Club of Oakdale, California is frying up 400 pounds of bull testicles for a fundraiser. More clever than I was with my testicle-eating invite, they promise everyone will "have a ball." [CBS] More »
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Fresh on the heels of our testicle festival feast, comes news of yet another horrifying cookbook, Natural Harvest — A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes. From jizzed-upon oysters to splooge-tinged drinks — and a tip for making one's own (rather small) semen omelete — author Paul "Fotie" Pfotenhauer totally goes there. More »
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When we first got word of Ljubomir Erovic's new book, The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls, one thing became crystal-clear: After decades of jokes about busting someone's balls, I was finally going to be able to make good on the metaphor! And so, in honor of the holiday, Kay Steiger, Latoya Peterson and Ann Friedman joined Spencer Ackerman and me for a delicious reproductive organ meat feast. The video is, of course, after the jump. More »
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It has long been the stuff of urban legends and dirty limericks that Adolf Hitler had one testicle. Well now there is concrete proof that the famous fascist lost a ball during the WWI Battle of the Somme in 1916, as the medic who saved Hitler's life during that siege confirmed it. According to the Telegraph, "The disclosure is made in a document noting a conversation in the 1960s between German war doctor Johan Jambor and his priest, Franciszek Pawlar." Poor Johan had terrible guilt over the fact that he saved the life — and ball — of such an evil man. But having one ball is not like having one evil Cyclops eye; in fact, there are many benevolent celebrities who are also "monorchic," as the uni-testicled are called in medical parlance. After the jump, four other famous folks who were missing something down below. More »
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Ljubomir Erovic, a Serbian medical equipment repairman by day and chef by night, wants to spread his love of eating and cooking testicles. Erovic already helped found the World Testicle Cooking Festival in his hometown near Belgrade and he recently released an e-cookbook titled The Testicle Cookbook: Cooking With Balls which includes recipes for preparing and eating various types of animal testicles. Erovic says that testicles have long been considered a delicacy in Serbia and he hopes that the nation will someday be known for its balls instead of its "bombs, sanctions or corruption." [Reuters] More »
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