<![CDATA[Jezebel: Tesco]]> http://cache.jezebel.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: Tesco]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/tesco http://jezebel.com/tag/tesco <![CDATA[Christian Group's Prayers for Grocery Chain's Downfall Answered by Micromanaging God]]> In a statement that reads like parody but is apparently real, a Christian group claims that UK supermarket chain Tesco's recent sales slump is actually the Almighty's answer to their prayers. More »
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  • Retailers are crossing their fingers that you will buy some shit on Friday. Pretty please? Sam's Club is opening at 5a.m. — with complimentary breakfast. Target and J.C. Penney open at 4 a.m., with the latter offering 300+ "doorbusters." [WWD]
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5698327&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Abominations: Meet The "Lasagnwich."]]> "Between two thick slices of white bread, you'll find a generous filling of diced beef in a tangy tomato and herb sauce...layered with cooked pasta sheets and finished with a creamy cheddar, ricotta and mayonnaise dressing." No, we won't. [Guardian] More »
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  • Model turned cookbook author Sophie Dahl is getting her own cooking show on BBC 2. Dahl says her show will cover on the "emotional" side of food. "It's cooking with an anecdotal thread, irreverent, unpredictable and not without flaw." [Sun]
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]]> http://jezebel.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5315145&view=rss&microfeed=true <![CDATA[Unmentionables]]> UK superstore Tesco is drawing negative attention for selling a plunging padded bra designed for 7- to 8-year-old girls. Fashion lecturer David Morris called the bra "salacious"; some moms are "shocked" and find the bra "appalling." But in true business-speak-spin, A Tesco spokesperson says: "It is a product designed for girls at that self-conscious age when they are just developing. It is designed to cover up, not flatter, and was developed after speaking to parents. It is described as a padded bra for trade description reasons." Because, you know, it's a padded bra. Which will make an 8-year-old's breasts look bigger. [Telegraph] More »
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