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				<ul><li>After a drinking binge,<strong> <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #amywinehouse" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/amywinehouse/">Amy Winehouse</a></strong> reportedly reentered rehab on Friday at the request of her new boyfriend<strong> Reg Traviss</strong>. "Reg has told her to quit the booze, otherwise he'll be off, and she hit it hard last week," says a source.</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5563396/winehouse-is-back-in-rehab-marilyns-sex-parties-with-the-kennedys" title="Click here to read more about Winehouse Is Back In Rehab; Marilyn's Sex Parties With The Kennedys">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 14 Jun 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				• <a href="http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/11/23/national/main5747004.shtml"> Carey Lockhart-Davis</a>, aunt of murdered North Carolina 5-year-old <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #shaniyadavis" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #shaniyadavis" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/shaniyadavis/">Shaniya Davis</a>, is furious that the alleged rapist and murderer is being treated decently in prison. She told the <em>Early Show</em>:				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5410943/shaniya-davis-aunt-speaks-out-teacher-sues-after-slipping-on-condoms" title="Click here to read more about Shaniya Davis' Aunt Speaks Out • Teacher Sues After Slipping On Condoms">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 31 Aug 2009 16:10:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				<a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PRESIDENT OBAMA" title="Click here to read more posts tagged PRESIDENT OBAMA" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/president-obama/">President Obama</a> <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32606101/ns/politics-edward_kennedy_19322009/">delivered a moving and heartfelt eulogy</a> at <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SENATOR EDWARD KENNEDY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged SENATOR EDWARD KENNEDY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/senator-edward-kennedy/">Senator Edward Kennedy</a>'s funeral earlier this morning,  calling Kennedy "the greatest legislator of our time" and "the soul of the Democratic Party."  Clip after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5348467/president-obama-kennedy-was-a-champion-to-those-who-had-none" title="Click here to read more about President Obama: Kennedy Was "A Champion To Those Who Had None"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Even as many people eulogize the long and distinguished career of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED KENNEDY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED KENNEDY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ted-kennedy/">Ted Kennedy</a>, others are not shying away from an uncomfortable truth: that Kennedy's past, particularly with women, was less than perfect.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5346939/the-two-sides-of-ted-heroic-public-servant-womanizing-drunk" title="Click here to read more about The Two Sides Of Ted: Heroic Public Servant, Womanizing Drunk">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 27 Aug 2009 13:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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				In the wake of the death of <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED KENNEDY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED KENNEDY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ted-kennedy/">Ted Kennedy</a>, Democrats and Republicans alike are starting to wonder what will happen to what the Massachusetts Senator called "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IDN4b58pTU">the cause of my life</a>."				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5346793/what-now-the-road-ahead-after-ted" title="Click here to read more about What Now? The Road Ahead, After Ted">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				As mourners remember <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED KENNEDY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED KENNEDY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ted-kennedy/">Ted Kennedy</a>'s work on legislation, Sen. <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROBERT BYRD" title="Click here to read more posts tagged ROBERT BYRD" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/robert-byrd/">Robert Byrd</a> (D-WV) is now <a href="http://thinkprogress.org/2009/08/26/byrd-kennedy-health/">proposing re-naming the health care legislation</a> in honor of Kennedy.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5346092/kennedys-legacy-may-live-on-in-health-care" title="Click here to read more about Kennedy's Legacy May Live On In Health Care">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Senator <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED KENNEDY" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED KENNEDY" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ted-kennedy/">Ted Kennedy</a>, often called the Lion of the Senate, <a href="http://www.boston.com/bostonglobe/obituaries/articles/2009/08/26/kennedy_dead_at_77/">passed away</a> late last night after a long battle with brain cancer. He was 77.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5345863/the-lion-sleeps-tonight-ted-kennedy-leaves-long-impressive-legacy" title="Click here to read more about The Lion Sleeps Tonight: Ted Kennedy Leaves Long, Impressive Legacy">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Yesterday, some promises were kept, others were postponed and some were made. But in a post-Inauguration and sleep-deprived haze, it can be hard to remember which is which.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5136111/all-the-inauguration-thats-fit-to-print" title="Click here to read more about All The Inauguration That's Fit To Print">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The inauguration this year seemed to have more famous faces in one place than ever before. In the gallery below, take a look at the celebrities and politicians with the best seats in the nation.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5135439/inaugural-guests-from-malia-to-jay+z/gallery/" title="Click here to read more about Inaugural Guests, From Malia To Jay-Z">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>The word is, again, that Hillary Clinton has been offered and will accept the Secretary of State job. It might not happen until after Thanksgiving, officially, though, because Obama announced he's rolling out the economic team first on Monday. [<a href="http://http://thecaucus.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/11/21/clinton-to-accept-secretary-of-state-job/">NY Times</a>]
<li>Some people are a little concerned about who else she might bring to Foggy Bottom, though. [<a href="http://washingtonindependent.com/19654/clintons-team-at-state">Washington Independent</a>]
<li>On that economic team roll-out Monday, the top dog appears to be Timothy Geithner, the current president of the Federal Reserve Bank of New York, who it's said will be our next Treasury Secretary. [<a href="http://thehill.com/leading-the-news/reports-ny-fed-president-to-treasury-2008-11-21.html">The Hill</a>]
<li>He might well be sharing the stage with Bill Richardson, who everyone is saying will be the next Commerce Secretary. Interesting note: if he is, he'll be the second Latino in a row to hold the position, like Clinton would be the second woman in a row at State. [<a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/11/21/sources-richardson-a-serious-contender-for-commerce-post/">CNN</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5096466/speculative-cabinetry-redux-clinton-geithner-and-richardson-to-come-on-board" title="Click here to read more about Speculative Cabinetry Redux: Clinton, Geithner and Richardson To Come On Board">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Forget all the old white guys you've been hearing about (John Kerry, Chuck Hagel, or, technically Latino Bill "McGrabbyhand" Richardson), Hillary Clinton is the new name to surface in Obama's supposedly secretive hunt for a Secretary of State. Should she stay in the Senate, or should she go to Foggy Bottom? I mean, the commute would be shorter, but still. <a href="http://attackerman.firedoglake.com/">Spencer</a> <a href="http://washingtonindependent.com/author/spencer_ackerman">Ackerman</a> and I have some thoughts on that, the incumbent Condi's tenure, why I hate working in coffeehouses, why Max Baucus is kind of a dick, why Tammy Duckworth is awesome and who Susan Rice is and why she represents a big step forward for feminists in foreign policy. Oh, and then there's a little frightening reveal into Spencer's personal life... all after the jump.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5086896/hillary-clinton-to-be-or-not-to-be-secretary-of-state" title="Click here to read more about Hillary Clinton To Be (Or Not To Be) Secretary Of State?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				By Vatican standards, American Catholics (and particularly American politicians) are some of the worst misbehave-ers in the world. Long gone are the halcyon days of JFK, when he could stand up and proudly say that as a politician in America, he was answerable only to his constituents and not to the Pope in Rome. What's worse, long-gone are the days where the Pope in Rome was okay with that. These days, as far as the Pope is concerned, <a href="http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/09/17/america/17catholics.php">if you aren't toeing the line on abortion in America</a> (which means advocating that it be made illegal), you're going to hell, as the <em>International Herald Tribune</em> reports. Do not pass go, do not collect $200, do not go to Confession because you will <em>not</em> be forgiven. Well, that's one way to bump up the rolls of the Church, I guess.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5051207/the-vatican-vote-against-abortion-or-be-damned" title="Click here to read more about The Vatican: Vote Against Abortion Or Be Damned">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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<ul><li>So, hooray, Ted Kennedy is <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/10/us/10kennedy.html?hp">out of the hospital</a>. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/10/us/10kennedy.html?hp">NY Times</a>]
<li>But, <a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/thecheckout/2008/06/you_say_tomato_i_say_salmonell.html">tomatoes might kill</a> all of us, and I ain't even talking about the <a href="http://www.killertomatoes.com/movies_story.asp?movieIdno=1">mutant kind</a>. [<a href="http://blog.washingtonpost.com/thecheckout/2008/06/you_say_tomato_i_say_salmonell.html">Washington Post</a>, <a href="http://www.killertomatoes.com/movies_story.asp?movieIdno=1">Killer Tomatoes</a>, with <a href="http://www.fda.gov/oc/opacom/hottopics/tomatoes.html#retailers">full info from the FDA</a>]
<li>But <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/08/fashion/08nights.html?ei=5087&em=&en=a2a2a17d5f48f213&ex=1213156800&pagewanted=all">daily sex with your partner definitely won't</a>, though it will propel you to the top of the <em>NY Times</em> most emailed list and, actually, that might be more depressing than killer tomatoes. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/08/fashion/08nights.html?ei=5087&em=&en=a2a2a17d5f48f213&ex=1213156800&pagewanted=all">NY Times</a>]
<li>But it's okay because the Democrats "stunning" <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/10/washington/10fisa.html?hp=&pagewanted=all">refusal to grant telephone companies legal immunity</a> for doing potentially illegal things means the terrorists are all winning so we'll all be dead soon, so you might as well eat some damn tomatoes and try fucking tonight. [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/10/washington/10fisa.html?hp=&pagewanted=all">NY Times</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5014772/if-were-all-going-to-die-anyway" title="Click here to read more about If We're All Going to Die Anyway...">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Hillary suffered a coughing fit in South Dakota today and might give up altogether tomorrow. I have been suffering coughing fits all weekend and I haven't even managed to give up smoking, so I'm not placing any bets, but apparently there's a deal in the works for the Obama campaign to <a href="http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/foreign/tobyharnden/june2008/cashtalks.htm">Bernanke her Bear Stearns.</a>  [<a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/06/02/clinton-summons-top-donor_n_104715.html">Huff Po</a>]
<li>Speaking! Krugman defends Bernanke on the grounds that there are no unions in America sending inflation spiraling of control with their wage demands like there were in the seventies. But hello Paul, you know what the <em>Chinese</em> were making in the seventies? [<a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/02/opinion/02krugman.html?_r=1&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss&oref=slogin">NYT</a>]
<li>Also, I bet Americans had slightly less than a trillion dollars in credit card debt in the seventies. [<a href="http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121236369683536435.html?mod=hps_us_pageone">WSJ</a>]
<li>Stuff we did have in the seventies besides unions: regulations and trade barriers. Without those things to eradicate economic growth may be so hard to achieve that Barack Obama can call himself the "growth candidate" with his proposals to focus on preschool. [<a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2008/06/01/AR2008060101917.html?nav=hcmodule">Wash Post</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5012482/shes-spent-sixteen-years-on-your-trail" title="Click here to read more about She's Spent Sixteen Years On Your Trail…">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				<ul><li>Hillary's push to seat Michigan and Florida despite Harold Ickes' vote to sanction the two states for holding their primaries early: <a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/196378.php">breathtaking cynicism</a> or <a href="http://alexbalk.tumblr.com/post/35607754/hillary-clinton-hero">heroic self-sacrifice</a>? [<a href="http://talkingpointsmemo.com/archives/196378.php">TPM</a>]
<li>McCain rejected the endorsement of that pastor who called the Catholic Church "the great whore." I'm not getting something here. I mean, sure,  everyone knows by now that "whore" is a slur suggestive of misogyny, but the "Great Sex Worker" just lacks a certain ring, you know? [<a href="http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2008/05/22/mccain-officially-rejects-hagee-endorsement/">CNN</a>]
<li>Anyway devout Catholic Bobby Jindal isn't letting the whole mess keep him away from McCain's running mate race! He's hanging out this weekend at the ranch with Charlie Crist (yikes! too much <a href="http://washingtontimes.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20080522/NATION/881355301/1001">skin cancer</a> for one presidential ticket!) and Mitt Romney. It's so <em>Apprentice</em> of them! And like, Bobby could tell the story of <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/wealth/2008/05/22/more-voters-say-tax-the-rich/?mod=WSJBlog">that time he witnessed an exorcism</a> in the confessional…[<a href="http://apnews.myway.com/article/20080521/D90Q9VF00.html">AP</a>]
<li>Abstinence education: Ted Kennedy's brain tumor was probably caused by herpes. [<a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2008/05/wired-ted-kennedy-brain-tumor-herpes.php">Radar</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5010614/why-the-sad-glare-of-resignation-hillary-wait-wait-dont-tell-me" title="Click here to read more about Why The Sad Glare Of Resignation, Hillary? Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Perhaps, dear readers, you're wondering why no one on cable news seems to be telling you what the result of last night's 92 "Super Tuesday" primaries actually <em>mean.</em> BECAUSE THEY MEAN NOTHING. Hillary Clinton won the jackpot states, but Obama won <a href="http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0208/8358.html">more delegates</a> &mdash; maybe. Oh yeah, and McCain won everything, so let's be optimistic for a second here and rejoice in the fact that whatever happens next November, the era of breaking out into boils every time you see the president on TV is FINALLY OVER. Unfortunately for us, the era of breaking into Ben & Jerry's in a 3 a.m. rage over some of y'all's primary night commentary is <em>not</em>. After the jump <a href="http://www.cynicsparty.com">Megan Carpentier</a> and I discuss upcoming inconclusive primaries to watch, and John McCain.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/353228/how-about-we-settle-this-over-rock-paper-scissors-already" title="Click here to read more about How About We Settle This Over Rock, Paper, Scissors Already?">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				The National Organization for Women's New York State chapter president Marcia Pappas <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0108/NY_NOW_Betrayal.html">just went apeshit</a> on Ted Kennedy for <a href="http://jezebel.com/349578/its-a-coup-barack-wins-over-the-kennedys-toni-morrison-kills-off-suharto">endorsing</a> the "new guy," Barack Obama. "Women have forgiven Kennedy, stuck up for him, stood by him, hushed the fact that he was late in his support of Title IX, the ERA, the Family Leave and Medical Act," and also blah, blah, No Child Left Behind, Medicare something. "And now the greatest betrayal! We are repaid with his abandonment! He's picked the new guy over us." Did I mention she also called it the "ultimate betrayal"? She also goes off on Kucinich lovers, Alternet, Progressive Democrats of America, democrats.com and Howard Dean for tolerating Obama. Why does she so loathe Barack? Well, according to a press release she wrote two weeks ago, it's because he's guilty of teaming up with John Edwards to "<a href="http://www.nownys.org/pr_2008/pr_011108.html">psychologically gang bang</a>" Hillary.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/349874/new-york-now-president-calls-ted-kennedy-a-traitor-obama-a-psychological-gang-banger" title="Click here to read more about New York NOW President Calls Ted Kennedy A Traitor; Obama A "Psychological Gang Banger"">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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				Here is Barack Obama with renowned ruddy ladykiller Ted Kennedy. Ted is kind of a dick, but so was Suharto, and yet he had his good points too, as Barack learned when he was a little kid and Suharto seized power from the democratically-elected Sukarno in a US-assisted miltary coup and Barack's stepdad, an officer in the Indonesian army, got a nice little raise. For years Suharto grew the economy and the profit margins of Nike at the expense of democracy and the poors until the Asian Financial crisis happened and suddenly everything was being set on fire by mobs of angry future Al Qaeda sympathizers. If anyone is in need of a new era of "change", it's Indonesia, as Barack taught us in <em>The Audacity of Hope.</em> (Also: we found the part of the book where he fellates Reagan! It's all inside!) After the jump, Megan and I discuss what our moms would have thought of Barack's mom, and also, Toni Morrison OMG!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/349578/its-a-coup-barack-wins-over-the-kennedys-toni-morrison-kills-off-suharto" title="Click here to read more about It's A Coup! Barack Wins Over The Kennedys, Toni Morrison, Kills Off Suharto">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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