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				In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, Martha Stewart can't control herself around Taylor Lautner, Kathie Lee Gifford has a big mouth, and the most flamboyant wedding planner in all of Beverly Hills returns to TV. <!-- %JUMP:More &raquo;% -->				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5855444/10-things-you-may-have-missed-on-tv-this-week" title="Click here to read more about 10 Things You May Have Missed On TV This Week">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 04 Nov 2011 19:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Whitney Jefferson]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Heidi Accuses Hills Creator Of Sexual Harassment;  RPatz Cheats With Leighton]]></title>
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				<ul><li><strong>Heidi Montag</strong> is accusing <em>Hills</em> creator <strong>Adam Divello</strong> of sexually harassing her according to sources, who say the abuse went down in the months after her plastic surgery extravaganza and involved Divello repeatedly touching her "ass cheeks and lower back."</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5516524/heidi-accuses-hills-creator-of-sexual-harassment--rpatz-cheats-with-leighton" title="Click here to read more about Heidi Accuses Hills Creator Of Sexual Harassment;  RPatz Cheats With Leighton">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Tue, 13 Apr 2010 19:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Kanye Might Be Banned From Clooney's Haiti Telethon; Heidi's Afraid To Face Her Furious Mom]]></title>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 21 Jan 2010 19:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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				<ul><li>Someone broke into <strong><a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kourtneykardashian" title="Click here to read more posts tagged #kourtneykardashian" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/kourtneykardashian/">Kourtney Kardashian</a></strong>'s home on Saturday night, taking thousands of dollars worth of jewelry. Hollywood: Step up your security! [<a href="http://www.tmz.com/2009/10/18/kardashian-home-burglarized/">TMZ</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5384739/a-busy-weekend-in-hollywood-kardashian-burgled-pratt-arrested-reznor-married" title="Click here to read more about A Busy Weekend In Hollywood: Kardashian Burgled; Pratt Arrested; Reznor Married">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Sun, 18 Oct 2009 11:00:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)]]></title>
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				In this vintage <a href="http://everythingisterrible.com/">clip</a>, <a class="autolink" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED DANSON" title="Click here to read more posts tagged TED DANSON" href="http://jezebel.com/tag/ted-danson/">Ted Danson</a> reads lines/lies that guys might use to get young women into bed. Presumably, his aim is to get teen females to be too creeped out to want sex. In a sense, it's working.				<a href="http://jezebel.com/5303825/ted-danson-wants-teen-girls-to-just-say-no-to-sex" title="Click here to read more about Ted Danson Wants Teen Girls To Just Say No (To Sex)">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:30:00 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Tracie Egan Morrissey]]></dc:creator>
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			<title><![CDATA[Message To Paparazzi: Do Not Mess With Brad]]></title>
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				<ul><li>Brad Pitt was out with Zahara when a paparazzo got a <em>leeetle</em> bit too close. Brad grabbed the guy's collar and said, "Get the fuck away from me!" Oooh, AggroDaddy! [<a href="http://www.eonline.com/gossip/planetgossip/detail/index.jsp?uuid=1215e92f-46a4-4a46-865a-88a722ef4eb1">E!</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/356908/message-to-paparazzi-do-not-mess-with-brad" title="Click here to read more about Message To Paparazzi: Do Not Mess With Brad">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Fri, 15 Feb 2008 09:00:00 EST]]></pubDate>
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