In today's Tweet Beat, Tyra is impressed with J.Lo, Taylor Swift is a normal girl and everyone is celebrating Cinco de Mayo.
I psychologically gain 30 lbs the moment I land in Los Angeles.
— Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer) May 5, 2014
Happy Cinco de Mayo! If your Mariachi band didn’t book a gig today, you may want to explore new management.
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 5, 2014
This guy @sethmeyers can’t do a simple interview—saw him the other night stumbling & mumbling while trying to interview a guest.
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 5, 2014
today some critics in USA are saying a black female comedian isnt free to talk about her ancestors' horrifying denial of freedom @Lesdoggg
— Judah Friedlander (@JudahWorldChamp) May 5, 2014
If you’ve got a problem with Mexicans.. Go back where YOU came from. THEY where here first.
— ICE T (@FINALLEVEL) May 5, 2014
That moment when your cat casually walks up,then abruptly ATTACKS your custom satin Oscar de la Renta gown during your fitting for Met Ball.
— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) May 5, 2014
Ahhhh another 12 Step meeting I just left !!!! #Recovery
— Jennifer Gimenez (@JenniferGimenez) May 5, 2014
I can imagine a Hell in which all you do is empty the dishwasher over and over and over.
— Susan Orlean (@susanorlean) May 5, 2014
why is the term 'man cave' so popular with middle aged white men? do they not realize the homoerotic innuendo
— Casey Neistat (@CaseyNeistat) May 5, 2014
Careful experimentation has shown that merely closing a bag of chips does not mean I will then stop eating chips.
— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) May 5, 2014
I celebrate Cinco de Mayo by letting my cleaning woman take home my half-eaten bag of tortilla chips.
— Gary Janetti (@GaryJanetti) May 5, 2014
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) May 5, 2014
— Tyra Banks (@tyrabanks) May 5, 2014
— Kenneth Cole (@KennethCole) May 5, 2014
And suddenly I'm a 14 year-old boy... pic.twitter.com/puxlNKKOi0
— E L James (@E_L_James) May 5, 2014
Images via Ethan Miller/Getty and Taylor Swift/Instagram