Taylor Swift Tee Discontinued by A&F After Fans Unleash Their Wrath

Abercrombie & "No Fatties" Fitch, the Axe-drenched alpha male of suburban malls, has discontinued a T-shirt that clowns on the various loves of Taylor Swift after her army of fans came down on them like the Red Wedding. The shirt read "# more boyfriends than t.s."

Hey #swifties we no longer sell the tshirt. We — Abercrombie & Fitch (@Abercrombie) June 19, 2013

And the automatic message on all of the A&F store numbers now mentions: “If you are calling regarding the Taylor Swift T-shirt, please note that this item is no longer available." Imagine the effects if kids threw this kind of energy towards protesting the store's weight discrimination! Or supporting a presidential candidate! Or making Fashion Bug popular again! [People]

T-Swizzle made her first Vine. It features her Scottish fold cat and Titanic on a flat-screen, so it's OK by me. [Gossip Cop]


Taylor Swift Tee Discontinued by A&F After Fans Unleash Their Wrath

Auntie Butter Bigot Paula Deen is already in contempt of court for failing to hand over a blooper reel that apparently consists of even more country-fried racism and sexism than the stuff we've already heard about. From the excerpts online, it mostly just sounds crass.

That video — which consists of outtakes from her show — is said to include the 66-year-old dropping the swear word “motherf**kers”, declaring a dish smells like a “stinky coochie” and suggestively describing one gooey meal as “just a syrup that’s gonna stick our balls together.”

She even pretends to perform a fellatio act on a pastry before declaring, “My a** ain’t pretty no more!”

[Radar Online]


Taylor Swift Tee Discontinued by A&F After Fans Unleash Their Wrath

Beyonce stopped at a bodega to smell flowers outside at 10:30 PM and this happened.

“Two girls were walking by and snapped photos, even though the large bodyguards motioned not to,” a spy said. “A passerby who was clearly a tourist said in a thick Italian accent, ‘Who is this girl getting a photo with the flowers for the blogs?’

I like to imagine this tableau as that Seurat painting from Ferris Bueller's Day Off. (Also, this must be a tourist from the planet Saturn?) On an ordinary Sundayyyy. Sundayyyy. Sundayyyyyyyyyyy. [Page Six]


Taylor Swift Tee Discontinued by A&F After Fans Unleash Their Wrath

"They will call her Nori for short." And there was a cry throughout the land, and the livestock became restless, as a hashtag with terrible power was brought into being. [Us Weekly]


  • Waka Flocka Flame is producing Amanda Bynes' album now, apparently. [TMZ]
  • "I consider myself a hero," says Bynes regarding her latest nose job. We can be heroes. Forever and ever. [Us Weekly]
  • She was normal and nice in Atlantic City yesterday. [Page Six]
  • If you wanted to actually see Justin Bieber and his posse tooling around Calabasas like the T-Birds from Grease, you are in luck. [TMZ]
  • Furthermore: El Beebo always requests condoms and jellybeans at hotels like the perviest kid from deleted scenes of Willy Wonka movies. [Life & Style]
  • My favorite thing about this is that Queen Elizabeth's horse is named "Estimate." What a BAMF. [People]
  • Rachel Zoe is pregnant with a second kid. [People]
  • Here is Kate Upton posing topless on a horse, you know, like you do. [NYDN]
  • A girl once tried to stab Armie Hammer during sex. [Page Six]
  • A female college-age fan and her friends spent an evening with Chris Brown and Sean Kingston and discovered they're "very, VERY disrespectful to women." WHAT. [Radar Online]
  • Angelina Jolie's back to philanthropy post-double mastectomy, speaking out about the Syrian civil war. [NYDN]
  • Jamie Lynn Siegler said nice things about James Gandolfini. :/ [NYDN]
  • So did Nicole Kidman. [E!]
  • And Edie Falco if you were not already tearing up. [Vulture]
  • Heather Locklear and Tom Cruise went on one (1) date in 1982 and he did the Risky Business dance. [Us Weekly]
  • David Beckham caused a stampede that injured 7 in Shanghai. [NYDN]
  • Blue Ivy is getting so big. It won't be long before she's Tweeting. [Us Weekly]
  • Barbra Streisand voiced her support for Hillary Clinton 2016 during a concert in Israel. [Page Six]