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				The <em>Today Show</em>'s Jenna Wolf started off the 8:30 hour this morning with a report about the new "ladies nights" for contemporary women living in a criminal world: Taser parties. The brainchild of Dana Shafman, the parties, formally known as "ShieldHer Taser Parties", are expanding into states like California, Nevada, and Texas and feature light snacks, no booze, and <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/pink-annoyed/pink-is-the-new-flog-280136.php">tasers in colors like hot pink</a> for sale. Shafman explains that not only has she sold over 100 tasers since starting the business last October, she's been tased herself (on video no less).  As for those ladies concerned over the devices' <a href="http://www.amnesty.org/en/report/info/AMR51/151/2007">potential for deadly injury</a>, just remember: Leopard-print tasers don't kill people; <em>people do</em>! Clip above. 				<a href="http://jezebel.com/350519/self-defense-for-women-comes-in-many-shades-of-stupid" title="Click here to read more about Self Defense For Women Comes In Many Shades Of Stupid">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Wed, 30 Jan 2008 12:30:00 EST]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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				Make it stop!!! The trend of marketers thinking that anything remotely 'masculine' &mdash; <a href="http://jalopnik.com/cars/news/new-weapon-in-war-on-breast-cancer-pink+trimmed-mustangs-243378.php">cars</a>, <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/weight-loss/real+life-barbie-dolls-get-their-own-airline-267113.php">airplanes</a>, <a href="http://basegirl.blogspot.com/2004/12/cease-and-desist-pink-hats-have-got-to.html">pro-baseball caps</a>, <a href="http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2007/06/oreally-bill-pink-pistols-not-a-gang.php">guns</a> &mdash; has to be pink in order to be attractive to female consumers, continues apace. Today's <em>NY Times</em> "Thursday Styles" <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2007/07/19/fashion/19taser.html?ex=1342497600&en=0af6e192ee7a03f7&ei=5088&partner=rssnyt&emc=rss">reports</a> that Taser International will be offering a more compact, female-friendly (women have such small hands!) version of its self-defense device later this month, which the company has named "C2". And, of course, it's colored pink! <blockquote>The new C2, as the weapon is called, looks more like a large disposable razor than a gun, comes in a variety of colors and is $350, all of which Taser executives believe will persuade women to add the weapon to their checklist for the evening: lipstick, wallet, keys, Taser.</blockquote>Sounds perfect for <a href="http://jezebel.com/gossip/girls-who-like-girls-who-like-guns/-272922.php">those roving gangs of killer lesbians</a>!!!				<a href="http://jezebel.com/280136/pink-is-the-new-flog" title="Click here to read more about Pink Is The New Flog">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:27:30 EDT]]></pubDate>
			<dc:creator><![CDATA[Anna Holmes]]></dc:creator>
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				<ul><li>A stun-gun that looks like a Playtex tampon? If only finding a tampon in the bottom of our bags wasn't so goddamn difficult, we'd actually be into this. [<a href="http://feministing.com/archives/007165.html">Feministing</a>]</ul>				<a href="http://jezebel.com/267845/protect-yourself-with-playtex" title="Click here to read more about Protect Yourself With Playtex!">More&nbsp;&raquo;</a>
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			<pubDate><![CDATA[Mon, 11 Jun 2007 15:45:04 EDT]]></pubDate>
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