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    Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens

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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Did she think the kittens would dance on cue? Or rather chew the rhinestones off her dress, climb the curtains, hide under the stage, and eat the confetti. And the doves.
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    Image of TheLittlestChicken TheLittlestChicken
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    U2 nerd alert: Hamish Hamilton directed the Live from Boston DVD. It's well-filmed, well-edited, and the behind-the-scenes is funny. Maybe the Oscars will have a little more life in them this year...
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    rodmanstreet promoted this comment TheLittlestChicken was starred TheLittlestChicken was unstarred
    Image of apteryxawl apteryxawl
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    For a minute I was like "wait, I didn't know Josh from the West Wing is the guitarist in Aerosmith...weird."
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    BetteD promoted this comment apteryxawl was starred apteryxawl was unstarred
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    11/19/09

    @apteryxawl: Dammit you beat me! Hearted for the same awesome mental image.
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    Image of girl.of.your.dreams girl.of.your.dreams
    11/19/09

    @apteryxawl: Ha! Me three. Reading this section too fast always makes my day with its unintentional hilarity.
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    Image of formergr formergr
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Huh, I actually interpreted the description above of Amy Winehouse's dad as his implying she possibly had a leaky heart valve, not a leaky implant. Especially with the earlier reports that she was hospitalized because of a bad reaction to cold medicine. Cold medicine is known to exacerbate existing heart issues...
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    Image of LoSpaz LoSpaz
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Eff my career, I want to be Mariah Carey for a day. Kittens on demand? I don't even have HBO On Demand.
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    TransFat promoted this comment LoSpaz was starred LoSpaz was unstarred
    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    How slow am I that I just figured out yesterday that Robert Pattinson was Cedric Diggory.

    Also, Jerry Seinfeld...um, what? Can someone parse that statement likening marriage to the Iraq war for me? Does he mean it's a endeavor predicated on a series of lies perpetuated by the Bush administration that costs thousands of lives and will never end?
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: To the first thing: you are clearly not a tween.
    To the second: Bahahahah!
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment EndangeredRed was starred EndangeredRed was unstarred
    Image of anteup anteup
    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: I only figured it out a few weeks ago when I was rewatching Harry Potter.
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment anteup was starred anteup was unstarred
    Image of Daniele Daniele
    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: Don't worry sweetie. I caught Harry Potter, Part 25 on HBO last night and almost lost it when they showed that part. Guess he isn't that memorable unless he sparkles.
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment Daniele was starred Daniele was unstarred
    Image of vinoveritas vinoveritas
    11/19/09

    @willwriteforfood: WHAT! You have rocked my world! I knew RP looked familiar! That and his whole brooding english drunky/slob vibe make me like him more and more.

    The slowest, FTW!
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment vinoveritas was starred vinoveritas was unstarred
    Image of lurkerbynature lurkerbynature
    11/19/09

    @Daniele: I actually thought he was one of the most memorable parts of that Harry Potter movie, but that was largely because he and Daniel Radcliffe had better chemistry together than anyone else on screen.
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    willwriteforfood promoted this comment lurkerbynature was starred lurkerbynature was unstarred
    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    11/19/09

    @lurkerbynature: You know, I thought so too! I really liked their little awkward boy interactions in Goblet of Fire.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Dear Mr. Winehouse,
    Please stop talking about Amy's breasts. It creeps me and everyone else on the planet out.
    thx
    PaintedTrollop
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    Image of duetoprivacy duetoprivacy
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Mariah is suffering from Elmyra symptoms
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    Sophie needs to study...damn promoted this comment duetoprivacy was starred duetoprivacy was unstarred
    Image of TheLemon TheLemon
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Countess LuAnn, have you read any of your boyfriend's books? His newest book, Millennium Girl, is about international female gold diggers.

    [www.amazon.com]

    Or is this his way of promoting his book?
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    Triphena promoted this comment TheLemon was starred TheLemon was unstarred
    Image of Triphena Triphena
    11/19/09

    @TheLemon: That was one of the worst books I've ever read.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Team Burger.
    Just sayin'.
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    "Andy Richter Controls the Universe" was one of the few bright little lights that justified television's existence.I get sad every time I think about it.
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    Edited by TheUptightMidwesterner at 11/19/09 9:45 AM TheUptightMidwesterner was starred TheUptightMidwesterner was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Dear Mariah,

    The phrase raining cats and dogs is not meant to be taken literally.

    Much love,
    BabyJane
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/19/09

    @BabyJane: Also, white kittens make me sad because in New Zealand they are very likely to get skin cancer due to our high levels of UV light in summer. It's this whammy of 'You're so PRETTY! - um, you're probably going to get cancer and die, I shouldn't get attached.'
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Sarah Dove was starred Sarah Dove was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/20/09

    @Sarah Dove: Now I'm sad.

    #tips
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    Image of Sarah Dove Sarah Dove
    11/21/09

    @BabyJane: It is sad. I had a very sweet white and grey cat, Rose, who went that way. I don't regret getting her, because she was a wonderful pet, but I wouldn't get another.
    You *can* put sunscreen on their noses and ears, the most vulnerable areas, but they're *cats*, so it's hard to stop the washing it off.

    #tips
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/22/09

    @Sarah Dove: I'm sorry about your Rose, but thank you for the info on white cats. I didn't know about any of those issues.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Someone needs to explain to Kirsten Dunst that most of the stuff in the middle of the country is NOT located on the side of a highway.

    It sounds like that was the extent of her trip, which means she saw nothing but a bunch of Flying Js, Cracker Barrels and Hampton Inns. What a shitty road trip.
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    Just skimming the headline I though it said "Amy's implants are demanding kittens" and I actually paused trying to figure out if you meant that she actually had demanding kittens implanted in her chest. Or that her implants speak to her and they want pet kittens. And then I reread the headline and realized where I went wrong.
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    Image of MediasBlue MediasBlue
    11/19/09

    @EdnasEdibles: That does make both headlines more interesting, though...
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    Image of PaigeTurner PaigeTurner
    11/19/09

    In reply to Amy's Implants Are Leaking; Mariah Is Demanding Kittens
    mariah carey is secretly lisa frank. pass it on.
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    bluetrain84 promoted this comment PaigeTurner was starred PaigeTurner was unstarred
    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/19/09

    @PaigeTurner: Really. What is she, nine? What grown woman demands butterfly sparkles, a pink podium and baby animals?
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