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    Image of Her Grace Her Grace
    11/07/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…
    Sasquatch! #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of LilyBonesBurana LilyBonesBurana
    11/06/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…
    Why does this photo upset me so? I feel horrible for her! For all I know, she might be completely comfortable, but I want to crochet her a giant bear sweater!

    Or buy her some flannel pjs that have a pattern of little people on them or something.

    But then, I can't watch the Sarah McLaughlin ASPCA commercials or Animal Cops, either. Animals in apparent distress totally choke me up.

    How about a bear-sized Snuggi, courtesy of Jez? #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/05/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…
    My sympathy to any woman out there named Dolores. Be prepared for the onslaught of spammed email jokes. #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/05/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…
    I wonder if we can set her up with one of those Montauk Monsters? They don't judge like those average bears. #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    11/05/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…
    Who knew furless bears looked like something out of Dark Crystal? #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of SouthernSatine SouthernSatine
    11/05/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…
    Do you think that fraggle top from Frederick's comes in bear sizes? #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of secretlycontroversial secretlycontroversial
    11/05/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…
    Note to readers: This is not a human in a rat suit. #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of FrostyTempleton FrostyTempleton
    11/05/09

    @secretlycontroversial: An R.O.U.S.? I don't think they exist. #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of andheartss haz it andheartss haz it
    11/05/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…
    Somebody hook Dolores up with a lace front, ASAP! #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of token_illiterate_commenter token_illiterate_commenter
    11/05/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…

    Dolores, you may want to talk to this man #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of Cam/ron Cam/ron
    11/05/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: Ah, whatever happened to the Club? "I'm not only the owner, I'm also a client." #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/05/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…
    Knit it a sweater? #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of boobookitt boobookitt
    11/05/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: we should get the gals at Etsy on it. #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of JessIsElf-ity JessIsElf-ity
    11/05/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…
    I think it's kinda cute. You know, if you find slightly demonic and nightmare-inducing cute. Which I do, by the way. #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of hatepaperdoll hatepaperdoll
    11/05/09

    In reply to Fuzzy Wuzzy Was A Bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy Had No…
    O Hai! I'm in mah flesh sweatpants, hauntin yur dremz. #animalmagnetisms
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    02/12/09

    In reply to Zoo Hosts Valentine's Day Sex Tour
    Well played. Evolutionary, even!


    He sounds like he was your intellectual and sexual inferior.

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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    02/12/09

    In reply to Zoo Hosts Valentine's Day Sex Tour
    Once when I was at the zoo checking out the zebra and giraffe exhibit, one giraffe mounted another one with his foot-long erection and they just started going at it porno-style while a lone zebra stood about five feet away and watched intently.


    It was the middle of the afternoon during the family day, when it only costs $5 to get in, so most of the crowd consisted of kids. I have never seen a group of people clear out of a public space so fast. The parents were hustling their kids out and covering their eyes with their hands, and I heard one kid say, "Mommy, what are those giraffes doing to each other?"


    I couldn't decide which was more awesome - the frantic giraffe rutting or the widespread parental pandemonium.


    I'm sure the adults were all for an educational outing with the family but I think that might have been a bit too educational. So yeah, I can see why they might make an event like this adults-only.

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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    02/12/09

    In reply to Zoo Hosts Valentine's Day Sex Tour
    I once saw some hot monkey sex at the zoo. There was one male and a bunch of females in the exhibit, and the male was chasing them all around with his erect penis waving around. All the females were running away from him, so he finally gave up...and then this one chick climbed down from her perch, backed up to him coyly, and gave him The Look. They went at it while the rest of the females watched.


    It was very strange, and I was cracking up because a couple of 9 or 10 year-old kids were standing there watching in amazement/horror...

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