Daily Show's Larry Wilmore Will Replace Stephen Colbert

On Friday, Comedy Central announced Larry Wilmore, The Daily Show's "Senior Black Correspondent" will succeed Stephen Colbert. Wilmore's new show will be called—wait for it—The Minority Report. OH I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS. From The Washington Post:
Beyoncé Crashed Someone's Karaoke While They Were Singing Beyoncé
SHUT IT DOWN. THIS IS THE GREATEST. Some gal pals were doing karaoke in a private room at a Miami karaoke establishment when, to their surprise, FUCKING BEYONCÉ JUST WALKED IN AND WAS ALL "HEY." Also Kelly Rowland. Also the people in the room were singing Beyoncé's "Party" at the time. Question. I know I wasn't there…
Zoe Saldana on Women: 'They Can Fucking Save the Day!'
Zoe Saldana is on the January 2014 cover of Flare; inside, she spoke about the power of women (a wonderful topic that everyone should discuss more often): "Women aren't wimpy... They can fucking save the day! They can support their whole family. They can support their men. Half of my friends make more money than…
Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Stone Fox French Journalist
Scarlett Johansson is officially engaged to Frenchman and too-hot-to-be-a-journalist journalist Romain Dauriac, her rep confirms. "They're very happy... they haven't chosen a date for the wedding." After faking us out numerous times this past year with non-nuptial diamond rings, her actual engagement ring is "a…
Rihanna Sues Topshop for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts
Rihanna has filed a $5 million lawsuit against Topshop for using images of her on T-shirts without her consent. Apparently Team Ri-Ri tried to negotiate with Topshop for the last eight months — and spent at least $1 million on litigation — but they offered her a measly $5,000 and told her to do her damndest, says a…
Zoe Saldana Totally Fine With Her Weight Being on the Cover of Allure
So here's a thing! Zoe Saldana's Allure cover prints her weight like she's a slab of nova at the Zabar's fish counter. The dek under her name reads: "115 pounds of grit and heartache." (The rest of the dek: "—117.6 pounds after quinoa lunch; 114 pounds after bikram yoga, 0.00 pounds in space" — was cut for design…
Whoa: Angelina Jolie Is Also Having Her Ovaries Removed
In addition to the double mastectomy that Angelina Jolie underwent in February, we learned in her New York Times op-ed, she also plans on having an oophorectomy — ovary removal surgery, a procedure recommended for high-risk women before the age of 40. Without this, her BRCA1 gene still places her risk of ovarian…
Cleavage, Sideboob and See-Through Dresses at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party
In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let…
The Gorgeous Dresses and Hot Messes of the Oscars Red Carpet
Last night at the 85th annual Academy Awards, for the most part, the look on the red carpet was classic Hollywood glamour. Like rare birds during mating season, A-listers tried to outshine each other, and some of the bright plumage and peacockery on display was truly stunning. Alas, there were a few sartorial missteps…
