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    Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat

    Polar Bear Still Stuck In Milwaukee Moat • Swedes Criticize Gender Roles In Lego Catalog
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    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    Not to sound like a twit, but Brits really find it annoying when Americans call Brighton "Brighton Beach" (as if beach were a part of the proper name). I got endlessly harassed about it every time it came out of my mouth (quite uncontrollably). It's obviously why we do it, but the city's name is just Brighton. It happens to be on the Channel.
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    Image of Ascendo_tuum Ascendo_tuum
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    I don't think it's right for this woman to sue to find out the identity of her biological father. He's a sperm donor, that's it. Part of the reason people continue to donate eggs and sperm for infertile couples is the anonymity. However, I'm TOTALLY for being allowed access to their medical records and other non-identifying information.
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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    That girl is going to be kicking herself in a couple of years when she wishes she had some money... I guess this is just another case of why Richard Simmons is so completely awesome.
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    Image of broad broad
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    You know, I could SWEAR Lacey and Connor's bodies were found washed ashore. Anyone back me up on that?
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    10/30/08

    @broad: Yes, they were.


    Modesto Police RE: Discovery of Laci and Connor Peterson

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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    An 11-year-old girl in Hawaii found $1,000 hidden in a Richard Simmons tape while she was browsing through videos at a thrift store, which she immediately gave to the store manager.


    Those Hawaiians are all socialists, trying to spread the wealth around.

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    Image of I, Zombie Normal I, Zombie Normal
    10/30/08

    @Jamie Sommers: They're not even in Real America.
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    Image of Jamie Sommers Jamie Sommers
    10/30/08

    @AbbyNormal says a vote for Obama is a vote for Pants!: There's not a Carhartt or a plaid workshirt to be seen!
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    Image of Jackie_Earl_Daily Jackie_Earl_Daily
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    Dear Casey,


    You're right. Blatantly not giving a shit does, in fact, undermine the whole effort. I see that now. Live and learn, huh? LOL


    BTW, kudos on the Zenaida Gongalez maneuver. That was pretty moxie on your part. Note to self: that's way better than blaming a Satanic cult.


    I hope that one day we can be closer together, but Florida is definitely out (a little bird tells me that missing girl from Cal-Poly isn't gonna be found in Florida... wink-wink). So, um, what are the chances Caylee could turn up here in California?? If you make the calls, I can supply a boat.


    Much love,


    SP
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    10/30/08

    @Jackie_Earl_Daily:

    Dear Scott,

    As if I'd take body-hiding lessons from you! They found your wife!

    LOL, j/k. I really appreciate the offer.

    And I totally got the Zenaida idea from you!
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    10/30/08

    @Crabby Cakes: ... See, you blamed mysterious van driving gypsy people. I thought I'd be a little more specific so people would totes think I was telling the truth. Woulda worked too if my mom hadn't ratted me out. *Sigh* parents suck.

    NEway, gotta jet. I have more pictures to post to my myspace. Check out how drunk I am in the third one!


    Kisses,

    Casey


    /comment posted before I was done with my stupid fake letter!

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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    I love Texas Samaritan!


    A woman in central Sweden was convicted of drunk driving on Thursday after she drove with one eyed close to counteract intoxicated double vision.


    This doesn't work when I try to watch Detective Goren on the four a.m. showing of Criminal Intent before sleeping it off, it's really not going to work in a moving FUCK vehicle.

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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    10/30/08

    @JessicaLovejoy wants a Deldeaux in Butts!: Lordy, does EVERYONE fall asleep while watching L&O? It's almost pavlovian for me, I can fall asleep at the sound of the 'chung chung!'
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    10/30/08

    @TexasCrude: In Bobby's defense, I'm already full of gimlets and melatonin. But I like to watch him pwn people before I drift off.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    Those stories of Legmen washing up on beaches are like porn to my 10-year-old son. Lego porn, yeah.
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    Image of Tara Incognita Tara Incognita
    10/30/08

    @Lizawithazee: I think we should find a way to tie Lego Porn in with the Catholic priests story.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    10/30/08

    @Lizawithazee: Legomen. Legmen, jeez, that's creepy when applied to my 10-year-old son.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    10/30/08

    @TaraIncognita: There probably are some animated Lego porn videos on YouTube.


    But I would love to have a Legoman Pope.

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    Image of Kilotwat Kilotwat
    10/30/08

    @Lizawithazee: You asked for Lego porn youtube:


    Also, Lego Pope t-shirt:


    [crazytees.net]

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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    10/30/08

    @Kilotwat: Servicey!


    Seriously, I want a real Lego Pope.

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    Image of keldo keldo
    10/30/08

    @Kilotwat: You are a magic maker. That Lego sex thing was fantastic.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    South Korea's highest court upheld an adultery law on Thursday that can send people to jail for cheating on their spouses.


    Wow, and I bet they will be totally about gender equality when they're incarcerating those cheatin' spouses, too.

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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    10/30/08

    @Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith is not your Bible Spice: Yet again, [/italics].
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    Scott Peterson writing Casey Anthony made me hurl a little cause the only thing those 2 have in common is killing and hiding bodies of loved ones.
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    Image of jaded99 jaded99
    10/30/08

    @Crabby Cakes: You don't know that. They might both be excellent knitters. (I know, the 2 of them make me sick, just trying to put a light note on it)
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    Image of Crabby Cakes Crabby Cakes
    10/30/08

    @Blue_State_Babe: LOL'd! Scott does have a lot of free time on his hands these days. And idle hands are the devil's playground!
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    Image of Kilotwat Kilotwat
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    What the fuck, South Korea? Jailing people for adultery? As a country formerly liberated by the US, you're supposed to provide a good example for your younger siblings, Iraq and Afghanistan, and not resort to religious oppression. Bad Korea, bad!
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    Image of Flackette Goes Retro Flackette Goes Retro
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    I commend the girl for giving the money to the store manager (who, um, I hope gave it to the charity instead of keeping it). But if my 29 year old self with bills found that money, I'd be buying a Richard Simmons tape and using the $998 leftover for something else.
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    Image of peperony and chease peperony and chease
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    I'm happy for Scott Peterson and Casey Anthony. Now we should play matchmaker for Joe Petcka and Lori Drew too.
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    Dear Vatican:


    In case you haven't heard, the Church need MORE priests, not fewer. Weed out the pedophiles, bless the rest. And while you're at it, get some ladies in there, too.


    xoxo,

    CrossWord

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    Image of Penny Penny
    10/30/08

    In reply to Girl Finds Treasure In Richard Simmons Tape • Polar Bear Finally Moved Out Of Moat
    A six-foot tall Lego man has washed ashore Brighton Beach in England.


    Did he fall off of his Lego boat?

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    Image of whats_in_a_name whats_in_a_name
    10/30/08

    @Archetype: I doubt it, after several ill conceived experiments in my younger days I can tell you that Legos most definitely do not float.
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    Image of ArmansCopyOfSwank ArmansCopyOfSwank
    10/30/08

    @Archetype: Giant lego figures have been washing up on beaches for a while now. I think the Lego people who live under the sea are preparing to invade or something.


    [www.neatorama.com]

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    10/30/08

    @ArmansCopyOfSwank: Maybe, but we could take them apart, one by one.
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    Image of Sukie in the Graveyard Sukie in the Graveyard
    10/30/08

    @ArmansCopyOfSwank: Due to global warming, the little known and often hidden Legolan Island was sunken and all inhabitants washed away - much like the lost city of Atlantis.


    All that remains are the hard outer casings of those fine builders we never knew and always wanted to play with. :(

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