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    Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    I just realized I have the same initials as Keith.

    Does that mean we're both knock-outs?!


    (get it? cause it's K.O. and... it was funnier when I was 12)

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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    Someone has been reading ONTDP.
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    11/19/08

    @DeafChick: Hee! I love ONTD_P so much.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    I think it is hilarious that al Quaeda thinks that Obama is secretly a muslim. HILARIOUS. They must be made up of conspiracy theorists and the conservative religious right! Oh noes. Someone call up Pat Robertson and tell him that he and Ayman al-Zawahri should be best friends!
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    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Next time some idjit redneck makes a comment about his being a Muslim, I'll say, you know who else says that? Al Quaeda.


    (It will replace my normal I'm-sick-of-dealing-with-your-idiocy response of "You know who else says that? Hitler.")

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    11/19/08

    @morninggloria: It's kind of perfect, actually.
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    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: I think it's pretty sad that after 7 years, al Qaeda and it's leader have not been ground into dust because we've wasted so much time and effort in Iraq.
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    11/19/08

    @NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: I have found myself wishing on more than one occasion that the teams from CSI franchise could go root al Qaeda out. Gil Grissom is one tenacious mofo.
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    11/19/08

    @NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: Sh. Lets not focus on the serious this morning.
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    11/19/08

    @Devonna: Between him and Mac Taylor, I think they could ferret him out.
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    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Sorry. Didn't mean to disrupt the "Nom Nom Rahm" fest. Carry on.
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    11/19/08

    @NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: I wasn't nomming. I don't believe in nom-nomming political figures, I vote with my brain not my vadge.


    I just wanted to chuckle about the stupidity and not have to focus on the sad realities.
    SOrry.

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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    Was Chris Matthews on the Daily Show last night? I was reading a book, sipping some wine and had the TV on and I distinctly recall realizing that he was SHOUTING AT ME AT THE TOP OF HIS LUNGS AND IT WAS DISTRACTING ME FROM MY HOT HOT BOOK.


    Can someone solve this mystery for me?

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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: He was on Leno last night...
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    11/19/08

    @Lymed: Aha. Now, why the hell did I have Leno on?
    I hate Leno. Obviously, I was about 3 glasses in- and the book was HOT.
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    11/19/08

    @SisterMaryMartha: Well, now you have to tell us what you were reading so certain Jezzies (ahem, me) can head on over to Amazon.
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    11/19/08

    @hellodarling!: Neptune & Surf.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    Rahm me, rahm me hahd.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    Is Rahm waiting for Michelle or Barack to fist bump him back in that picture?
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    A CEO's top concern being card check means that the CEO is scared it could be a reality. I take that as very good news for working Americans who have, for too long, had their right to organize crushed by boss intimidation.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    One suspects that change.gov is going to need a special Rahm Emanuel page.
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    11/19/08

    @NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: But it should just be films of him changing clothes.


    Get it? Change? Heh.

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    11/19/08

    @NefariousNewt, Serving at the Pleasure of the President-Ele...: change.gov/nomnomrahm?
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    Well, now Sarah Palin can challenge the Democratic senator in 2012. Alaska, as a state, is a few elements short of a periodic table, if you catch my drift, and the state tends to lean to the right (except when it comes to everyone profiting from sharing of oil resources, which no one up there seems to realize is socialism). Palin could run for Senate in 2012 and then truncate her term with a run at the White House in 2016. Yuck.
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    11/19/08

    @morninggloria: 2014. Senate terms are 6 years.
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    11/19/08

    @Megan: D'oh. It's early.
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    11/19/08

    @Megan: Oh, and the coolest part of what I just said is the fact that I seem to realize that the second term is 6 years long, but not the first.
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    11/19/08

    @morninggloria: You're scaring me :(
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    Attention conservatives, remember "you're either with us or you're against us"? If the terrorists are against Obama, and you're against Obama, guess who you're with? That's right, report to Gitmo this instance!
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    11/19/08

    @Kilotwat: What was that noise? Oh, ignorant heads exploding. No great loss.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    I'd like to drill baby drill Rahm Emanuel.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    I can't decide if Olbermann vs. Corzine is scary or awesome.
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    11/19/08

    @tscheese: If nothing else, it would afford Corzine the opportunity to snatch Miss Precious Perfect* away from Olbermann and use her as a toupee.


    *Yes, I know she is not real. I still like to pretend she is.

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    11/19/08

    @tscheese: One (albeit hyphenated) word: SCARY-AWESOME.
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    11/19/08

    @tscheese: For a minute I parsed "Olbermann vs. Coraline (Gaimain)" and it still made sense.
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    11/19/08

    @tscheese: Scary.
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    11/19/08

    @tscheese:
    And would Olbermann not vote for himself?
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    11/19/08

    @Cookie Guggleman: Nope. It would somehow damage his journalistic integrity. I'm not sure how many other people would vote for him either, except maybe players for the Jets and Giants.
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    11/19/08

    @Cookie Guggleman: Barbara Walters lecturing Olbermann on the right to vote would be the best political ad ever.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    Nothing makes me click a link faster than the words: Rahm Emanuel Sightings.
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    11/19/08

    @Ratinski: Same here. That man is teh hotness.
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    11/19/08

    @Ratinski: We're ending up with a very attractive Obama WH and Cabinet. Hot + brains = AWESOME
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    11/19/08

    @Ratinski: Dude, my friend sighted him at O'Hare yesterday, on his way to the meeting after which Anna Marie saw him!


    Why am I never the one to sight?

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    11/19/08

    @ellaesther: It's things like this that make me sad I moved from Illinois to New York.
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    I have just solved the mystery of where al Quaeda's leadership is hiding. It's not Pakistan. It's not Afghanistan. It's not Saudi Arabia. It's the home of batshit "Obama Is A Muslim Despite Mounds Of Evidence To The Contrary"-- the American Deep South and Texas. If you don't hear from me for awhile, it's because I'm in Alabama, looking for Osama Bin Ladin.
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    11/19/08

    @morninggloria: Godspeed, MG!
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    11/19/08

    @morninggloria: He's not in Texas. We've got too many damn hippies in Austin. Although he might feel at home out in West Texas, so maybe...


    Ma, pull out the hun'in' rifle, Imma take a side trip out west to find me a terr-ist!

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    11/19/08

    @hellodarling!: He may be in Arlington (TX). My friend told me this weekend that her dad was one of those in TX who thought that Obama is a Muslim. I don't get it. Her dad isn't stupid. He's a dean at a college. A freakin' DEAN!
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    11/19/08

    In reply to Rahm Sightings, Ted Stevens, Secretaries Of State, And Other Political Obsessions
    There is actually a whole culture of transvestites in Pakistan, they're called 'hijras' and for some reason I've read a book on this...
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    11/19/08

    @stacyinbean: Do you happen to know the title? I love reading about sub-cultures...
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    11/19/08

    @dianersb: The first book is where I found out about them and the second is a book about their culture specifically. It's AMAZING.


    [www.amazon.com]


    [www.amazon.com]


    They are really considered a 'third sex' which saves them from a lot of the discrimination we see transvestites deal with here.

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    11/19/08

    @stacyinbean: Thank you so much! They're going on my Christmas vacay reading list
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    11/19/08

    @stacyinbean: haha, I love those "I read about that and I don't know why" moments.
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