Devastated Tweens Mourn the Engagement of One Direction's Zayn Malik

Stop battening the hatches. Get out of the basement. Put your storm chaser gear away. Those wails you hear echoing through the streets aren't tornado sirens. They're the cries of prepubescent girls. You see, Zayn Malik, One Direction's sexiest little scrumpet, has gotten engaged to girlfriend Perrie Edwards and 11-16… » 8/21/13 5:10pm 8/21/13 5:10pm

Broke-Ass Lindsay Lohan Moves Back in With Her Mom

Lindsay Lohan has moved back into her teenage bedroom on Long Island with mom/"cool mom"/party friend Dina because Thomas Wolfe was wrong: you CAN go home again. Supposedly she's returned home to help pay the mortgage on the Lohan family abode (although she herself is strapped for cash, so I don't really see how… » 2/07/13 9:00am 2/07/13 9:00am

Dakota Fanning Celebrates Adulthood With First Nude Scene

Right around the moment Dakota Fanning made out with Kristen Stewart-as-Joan Jett in The Runaways, you may have realized that she's segued from her super-driven, super-child-actressy days (see: Amy Poehler's SNL sendup) to her eyeliner-skinny jeans-posing-for-Marc Jacobs-ads-going-to-Coachella period. But the Kote's… » 1/31/13 9:00am 1/31/13 9:00am

Frank Ocean and Chris Brown Engage in Idiotic Brawl Over Parking Space

I wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish I could bake a cake filled with rainbows and smiles and everyone would eat and be happy. Instead, Chris Brown, Frank Ocean and six posse members threw down in the parking lot of a recording studio in West Hollywood last night. » 1/28/13 9:00am 1/28/13 9:00am

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Pippa Middleton Trades Writing for Belgian Boar Hunting

Shockingly, nobody is looking for any more crack party planning advice from Pippa Middleton since her book Celebrate made a fart noise that echoed throughout the publishing industry (although tips like "Make ice!!!" are extremely helpful), her following two book offers—one on wedding planning and another on… » 1/22/13 9:00am 1/22/13 9:00am

Naked Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World By Storm

The Ryan Lochte/Prince Harry Vegas bacchanal news continues, now with additional cavorting! Undoubtedly under the spell of jeah, England's prodigal son Harry played a game of strip pool in Las Vegas that ended with him butt-naked, freaking with the girl next door (see above), and Wales lawyers were undoubtedly like,… » 8/22/12 9:00am 8/22/12 9:00am

Kris Jenner Orchestrated Kim Kardashian And Ray J's Sex Tape, Sez Kris…

You know when you're with someone you're totally into but he can't stop talking about his ex and her family? And it's kind of like "shut up about Kim Kardashian, Kris Humphries! You're with me now! Me!" but you don't want to be mean about it? Like, he still won't stop texting you all "Kim used to blah blah blah" and… » 6/21/12 9:00am 6/21/12 9:00am

Massey Brothers Slap Bristol Palin With Serious Allegations Of Being…

Kyle and Christopher Massey, brothers and former and current Disney stars respectively (Zooey 101, That's So Raven, and spinoff Cory In The House, filed a suit in federal court today against dilettante and professional asshat Bristol Palin, claiming that they created the reality TV show about Palin's life with son… » 6/20/12 9:00am 6/20/12 9:00am