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    Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    The sad part? The cat didn't claw Kenley's face off. I had no beef with her or her silly antics on the show, but when any animal-as-projectile comes into play, I say bloody justice must be served.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    I know a few people with interesting and/or amusing names, but I'm afraid they'd google for themselves and find their names in this thread, and then they'd be like "who's that Tscheese jerk? Wait, I think I know who this is. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE, TSCHEESE" and then I'll never be employable again or something.


    I have very, very, very odd ways of thinking about these things.

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    My friends Mom's name is Holly Wood. She married into the Wood.
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    Image of lindsaylouhan lindsaylouhan
    04/14/09

    @ElleL: That's what she said! ;)
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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    04/14/09

    @lindsaylouhan: Ohhhh SNAP! :)
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    My boyfriend will be excited that she is not getting married or going to jail. He has a deep, abiding love for Kenley, even after I told him about her throwing the cat.
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    So... She's single?
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    She can add this to her street cred. She knows hip hop!
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    I knew a Cat Lyons. She would not approve.
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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    04/14/09

    @kelsium: I know a Cat Lyons, too!
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    What on earth possesses anyone to go through such a list of objects to attack someone? I will never understand who throws a laptop, never mind your living pet.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    04/14/09

    @Beat Girl [formerly Miss Carrie Nation]: Right? When I throw something I go for the cheapest but most satisfyingly breakable object possible such as a plate, or I just empty the silverware drawer onto the floor. Lots of noise, little mess.
    If I throw something at someone it is a pillow, or a small book if I REALLY mean it.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    04/14/09

    @Beat Girl [formerly Miss Carrie Nation]: I bet it was his laptop.
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    Image of bytememehard bytememehard
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    Penley must be gay than gay. Real straight guys love it when chicks throw their pussies at them.
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    Image of gold_gato gold_gato
    04/14/09

    @bytememehard: hah!
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    Image of SunburnedCounsel SunburnedCounsel
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    I know the name possibility is funny, but I am really relieved, for her ex's sake, that he was granted a protective order. I really don't find it "sad". Domestic violence isn't funny- not when it's a women, not when she uses a cat as one of her many weapons. I'm glad neither he, nor the cat was seriously injured, and I hope he remains safe.
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    Image of Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny. Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
    04/14/09

    @SunburnedCounsel: You are correct. I thought the name was funny too, BUT domestic violence isn't and (I hate to say this) but if the roles were reversed we would be FUCKING PISSED.

    The ILUVKITTIES squad (founding member btw) would be out in force demanding that the kitty be taken out of the situation. Also, we would be really pissed that he got off with such a light sentence.

    I am trying to decide if we are making light of the situation or attempting a sort of gallows humor.
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    Image of Sister Toldja Sister Toldja
    04/14/09

    @Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: Amen to you both!
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    I hope custody of the cat was awarded elsewhere.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/14/09

    @Hamsterpants: So do I. If she does still have the cat, I hope it uses her vintage fabrics and jaunty hats as a litter box.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    04/14/09

    @Hamsterpants: That was my first thought too! Will no one think of the kittehs????
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    You know, did you ever step back and wonder why some of this stuff ends up in the news? (Not your fault, Dodai, you're just reporting on celebrity, sex, and fashion--I'm just commenting on how bizarre it is that our culture even pays attention to this stuff.)


    She's not really a celebrity, just a participant on a reality show, and we know all about how she was charged and what happened and who was involved. Now I'm like, "WHY!? Why did I actually go poking around the Internet trying to read about this? I have never met her! I don't even watch the show! WHY!"


    Then I read that she may have caused a cat to have brief, slight distress, and I was like "OH NO YOU DID NOT."


    Priorities: I'm doin it weird.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    04/14/09

    @tscheese: It's just such a weird story. I think it would have made the "weird news of the day" anyway, even if the person involved wasn't famous, if someone through a cat, some fruit, and a laptop at their fiance. Didn't she also slam his head in a door or something?
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    is anyone else disturbed by these 'the Cougar' ads?

    The protagonist has a malicious sneer & the fire adds to her ominous nature
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    Image of HoooooooT HoooooooT
    04/14/09

    @zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: THERE IS A COUGAR IN A BATHTUB ON THE TOP RIGHT OF MY SCREEN.
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    04/14/09

    @zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce: This has been discussed here.
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    Image of zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce zombie.nancy is a godess of fierce
    04/14/09

    @haguenite: whoops. I didn't know the Baby Cougar photo was more than just cuteness.
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    And here I was thinking the sad news was that she wasn't banned from the cat.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/14/09

    @Ipomoea: I agree, she shouldn't be allowed to have pets. I hope kitty claws her stupid feather caps.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    04/14/09

    @Ipomoea: I couldn't care less about her or the ex, I'm worried about the poor cat, riddled with nightmares about being hurled in the air. PETA's so good at harassing people, why have they left her alone? She actually deserves it.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    04/14/09

    @Santos L Halper: Seriously, she's a PETA target that I could actually get behind.
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    Image of greengrey greengrey
    04/14/09

    In reply to Project Runway Contestant Makes It Work
    So it will only cost $120 if I decide I want to throw a cat at someone?

    Good to know.
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    Image of Trulymadlyme Trulymadlyme
    04/14/09

    @greengrey: That appears to be the going rate in Brooklyn. But you might be able to find someone to do this on the cheap on Craig's list. Just sayin.
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    Image of kelsium kelsium
    04/14/09

    @greengrey: I am pissed that throwing an animal at someone costs less than driving with a cell phone. The fuck?
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    04/14/09

    @greengrey: Is it too soon to make a cat-apult joke?
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