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    Image of Eralc Alegna Eralc Alegna
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Billy, how could you? Jessica Simpson?!?!
    The 13yo me just slammed her bedroom door shut and started sobbing
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    Ms Meghan promoted this comment Eralc Alegna was starred Eralc Alegna was unstarred
    Image of Ms Meghan Ms Meghan
    12/05/09

    @Angela Hershberger: Mine as well.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    *Gasp* NOT THE FRENCH FRIES!!!
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    Image of kookla kookla
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    I would give my first born to hear Jake utter the line: "The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, but the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true!"
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    12/05/09

    @kookla: Awesome. I love Danny Kaye!
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    12/05/09

    @kookla: Yeah, but can he do this?
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    kookla promoted this comment Glaven was starred Glaven was unstarred
    Image of kookla kookla
    12/05/09

    @Glaven: You just YouTubed my childhood!
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    Image of Slim Slim
    12/05/09

    @kookla: I wonder who would play the Bob Hope to Gyllenhaal's Kaye?

    Also, isn't it weird that both Gyllenhaal and Kaye have/had all sorts of unfounded gay rumors about them? People can be so mean, who cares if they're gay? They're both great actors, that's all that should matter.
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    kookla promoted this comment Slim was starred Slim was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @Slim: Bob Hope = Vince Vaughn.

    I have never understood the public's fascination with outing famous people. As Danny Kaye would say, "Who gives a flying fig?"

    #tips
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    12/05/09

    @kookla: HAAAAAhahaha oh man forgot about "the fig"
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Many parts of me think I would enjoy being fucked by David (Boreanaz). Also; if somebody told me they would pay me "more than one but less than three million" then they better realize they are paying me $2,999,999.99
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    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    It never pays to have a wholesome public image.
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    BetteD promoted this comment lodown was starred lodown was unstarred
    Image of Scout Scout
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Jane & Bradley!!! nooooooooooooo!

    no
    no! *stomps foot*

    I love you Jake but don't you dare TOUCH! The Court Jester *adores Danny Kaye*

    and Jack Galifanackhoweveryoupronouncei... - I agree with you! and THAT is weird.
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    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    The idea of Jessica Simpson and Billy Corgan together may have just blown my mind. Does. Not. Compute.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Well, they haven't taken down any of Tiger's billboards in Times Square.
    Yet.

    Jessica, please don't let this be a Tony Romo repeat.

    "Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen"

    Darn it - she told me she had only borrowed them. *snaps fingers*
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    Image of ErinLovesYou ErinLovesYou
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Congrats to Amy Adams!

    I didn't realize she was in "Drop Dead Gorgeous" until yesterday. Old news, yes. But still rad.
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    Snowbunny promoted this comment ErinLovesYou was starred ErinLovesYou was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @ErinLovesYou: "They're never going to let you preform naked, I asked."
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    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    These details don't shock me as much as the climate we have created in this country where every celebrity cheater has to make a public apology to us all. Why? Tiger didn't do a damned thing to me, and I shouldn't have to see his supposedly penitent face on TV reminding me he's "only human" or whatever. The only person he owes his sorry "sorry" to is his wife, who, by the way, needs to get many STD tests and herself "lawyered up."
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    MyNameIsChris approved this comment Uju was starred Uju was unstarred
    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/05/09

    @Uju: The problem is, TIger's real career is being a spokesperson. And he would obviously like to continue to make billions of dollars off of that career. He doesn't need to apologize to us. But he needs to spin the situation in a way that allows him to still go out and put on a smiley beloved face and shill crap.
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    12/05/09

    @MyNameIsChris: But even then, the spokesperson stuff--am I less likely to buy Gatorade and Buicks from a cheater? Fuck no. If so, I wouldn't be wearing my Hanes panties, just like Mike.
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    MyNameIsChris promoted this comment dangerslut was starred dangerslut was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @dangerslut: It's just a sliding scale of power a spokesperson can have with the public and things can tarnish it. Your example of MJ is good, but even better is Kobe Bryant who absolutely killed his endorsement career and then miraculously recovered by handling the media well over the course of a couple years. Tiger has always been far more private and is obviously struggling with getting in front of the story and taking control of the shit storm. He's always almost had contempt for the media, even if they were just asking about his golf game. And everyday is a new flurry of cocktail waitresses.

    Remember Tiger's most famous ad, where a string of cute kids all proclaim "I AM Tiger Woods" one after another into camera? Yeah... laughable now. And YOU might be willing to buy Tiger Woods endorsed products, but it doesn't mean 100% of the people out there are. It's just an extreme situation because the guy traded off such a clean image and is/was arguably the largest celebrity brand in the world. It will be interesting to see how it plays out...
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    Image of ILiketheWord'Pugilist' ILiketheWord'Pugilist'
    12/05/09

    @Uju: I agree completely. He is really apologizing to his employers. He should just come out and say, 'Please, multi billion companies who pay me more than I'm worth, don't stop! Please?' And, his family. All of this apologizing to the public, whom he owes nothing, baffles me.
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment ILiketheWord'Pugilist' was starred ILiketheWord'Pugilist' was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @MyNameIsChris: But didn't Becks fuck, like, a million different women, too, while married to Victoria? I don't see him suffering for his indiscretions. He's in South Africa hugging babies.
    No celebrity is held accountable for their actions. That's part of the reason why they go out and fuck 5,000 women while married.
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    Jenloveshercurves promoted this comment lonewolfer: lusty trollop was starred lonewolfer: lusty trollop was unstarred
    Image of Jenloveshercurves Jenloveshercurves
    12/05/09

    @lonewolfer: lusty trollop: Allegedly, allegedly. I think that they actually sued one woman who said that. Like took her to court for libel. Not that it doesn't mean that she wasn't telling the truth, but still... it was a different sort of vibe from him.
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    12/05/09

    @lonewolfer: lusty trollop: I dunno man... I'm American and Beckham didn't penetrate (heh heh) as much over here. I mean, he's tabloid fodder but endorsement wise he's certainly not comparable to Tiger in the states (though I understand at his height he was in the same general league worldwide) Basically I don't know.

    All I know is that it's pretty fucking obvious that if you trade on your public image, you need to cultivate and maintain said image. I seem to think Beckham was more willing to play ball with the media. My only point here is that Tiger is doing his standard Tiger response of sweeping everything under the rug and choosing to just ignore it. More power to him. But I'm wondering how it will pan out now that he's (for the first time) dealing with negativity about his image.
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Oh, Jessica. Just go to college or something! Have a life of your own!
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    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    I think George Michael's honesty is great. I'll take an honest slut anytime over a "devoted husband & father" like Tiger Woods.

    Stay safe Georgie!!
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    J.D.Regent promoted this comment Highsmith was starred Highsmith was unstarred
    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    12/05/09

    @Highsmith: can you or some english commenter tell me what "cottaging" means?
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    12/05/09

    @J.D.Regent: it means anonymous gay public sex or cruising for sex.
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    Image of Diziet_Sma Diziet_Sma
    12/05/09

    @J.D.Regent: Fucking random men in public toilets. With their consent, obvs.
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    12/05/09

    @J.D.Regent: Oh, it sounds so much cuter the way they say it, really.
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    12/06/09

    @BetteD: Right? Like something you'd do over a long weekend with your mother in law.
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    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Count the typos in the Daily Mail George Michael story. I know most proofreaders all over the world have been fired, but doesn't anyone use Word to check their stuff? (Sorry, I'm an English teacher.)
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    12/05/09

    @SarahHeartburn: I am a pretty excellent speller and it irks me when people can't spell the simplest thing. I feel really bad getting annoyed, too, but I just can't help it. It seems so easy!
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    Cimorene promoted this comment cinematheques was starred cinematheques was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @SarahHeartburn: So am I. You're not alone! It turns me into an utter reactionary. Doesn't anyone have any standards anymore? Any pride in their work?
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    Image of Cimorene Cimorene
    12/05/09

    @cinematheques: Although I am a graduate student in English, my spelling sucks. I am mildly dyslexic, enough that I always failed spelling tests, but I managed to over come it for a while and get by as an average speller. But then I started grad school and started reading all these 16th and 17th century manuscripts in which spelling was not really considered something that existed. So not I add Es to the end of wordes for no reason and misspell "meat" as "meet" and such.

    But at the same time, there are certain spelling ticks that drive my batty. My asshole BFF/boyfriend from high school used to use "seperate" instead of "separate," and now whenever I see it my eyeballs twitch. And of course I consider they're/their/there not a spelling problem but a grammar problem.
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    Image of ILiketheWord'Pugilist' ILiketheWord'Pugilist'
    12/05/09

    @SarahHeartburn: Canada and England spell some words differently. Every single word you consider misspelled in that article is completely correct. It's the English version of the word. Ex: English - licence, realise, recognise, etc.

    Then, there are words in the article like "smoocheramas" and "spliffs" - they are spelled incorrectly, considering they are not a real words. :D
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    SarahHeartburn promoted this comment ILiketheWord'Pugilist' was starred ILiketheWord'Pugilist' was unstarred
    Image of SarahHeartburn SarahHeartburn
    12/05/09

    @ILiketheWord'Pugilist': I live in Europe and I know the difference between British and American English (my ancestors were Irish BTW). I'm talking about sloppy, un-proofread copy.
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    Image of ILiketheWord'Pugilist' ILiketheWord'Pugilist'
    12/05/09

    @SarahHeartburn: I can't find any mistakes though, so, *shrug.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    I miss the good old days of 'kiss, don't tell'.
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    12/05/09

    In reply to More Mistress Trouble For Tiger, Amy Adams Is Pregnant, And Victoria Beckham's Dresses Are Stolen
    Zach Galifinakis is the kind of guy you could eat cereal and play scrabble with and have the best day. In fact, that's how I'd like to spend my Saturday.
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    MyNameIsChris promoted this comment bread_and_potatoes was starred bread_and_potatoes was unstarred
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    12/05/09

    @bread_and_potatoes: You'd also likely be very very stoned and/or drunk.
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