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    Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats

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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Because this scent is "about two people and the power of the relationship."

    SOMEBODY at Avon has jumped on the Obama/Clinton bandwagon...
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Spongebob is part of the movement towards the new masculinity. He loves Krabby Patties and high fashion, he hunts for jellyfish, but only catalogues them and lets them go, he looks up to a female scientist of a different species than his own, and he's not afraid to hug his best male friend in public.

    We can all learn from Spongebob.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/30/09

    "Four women pepper-sprayed a sales associate in Tennessee this month in order to boost 30 pairs of underwear."
    Daffy has nice silk-and-lace stuff.
    Does this seem like I-need-a-new- thong-overkill to anyone else?
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/30/09

    @hydrogen_jukebox: Spongebob was doing well enough without a makeover that Rescue Beauty, some of the most beautiful also most hideously expensive nail enamel on the market, named three of their shades after his inspiration:

    Square Pants
    Starfish Patrick
    Bikini Bottom

    and they sell like stupid.
    So King Karl could, you know, go quietly back to his fat hate and leave the Bobster alone.

    (Sorry about the other message ending up here. It was supposed to be above your comment; I think it's a JezeTech glitch.)
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11/30/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: I didn't hear about that. Though I think that appropriating Spongebob into adult-things without enough tongue in your cheek just makes it look dumb. Case in point.

    And it is kind of unfortunate that Karly-poo had to be the one to do this: imagine what he'd say about Patrick behind his back.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Cafe Flirt. I so want to be there now.
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    Image of frugal frugal
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Well I wonder, can you see my feets is not murder?
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    Kate Moss, meet futuremouse's friends. One day with them and I guarantee there will be at least a dozen unflattering pictures of you eating on facebook. Along with pictures of you making weird faces, being obviously drunk/high, passed out on a couch, dancing awkwardly, and possibly falling on your ass.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/30/09

    In reply to Karl Makes Over SpongeBob; Kate Moss Wants Photographic Proof She Eats
    I'm choosing to take the Kate Moss tidbit with a grain of salt, however, let's say for a second that it is true. Kate Moss proving that she does in fact, ingest food is completely besides the point. The issue, in my opinion, was not that people were presuming that Kate suffered from an eating disorder, but rather that she was encouraging an unhealthy attitude toward food. In other words, the problem isn't that people were upset because they thought that Moss was starving herself, but rather that young girls who look up to her, would adopt her mantra as their own.

    Granted, Kate Moss has never struck me as Mensa material, but I would have thought that someone who was a lightening rod for controversy in the early/mid-'90s because of the "heroin chic" trend, would have the good sense to treat any diet questions with kid gloves.
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/25/09

    In reply to Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
    Poor Rhianna, for the rest of her life she's gonna be That Girl Who Got Beat by The Rapper. People won't even remember she's a singer too. She needs to be in a blockbuster or a broadway musical based on a classic black film very quickly.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/25/09

    In reply to Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
    i'm not sure why I tried but I really don't see Courtney's missive pointed AT Norton, rather, his "BM" which first, made me laugh but has to be some kind of "manager". I think this BM did something awful and that this person ....... oh dear, nevermind, my head just half exploded.!
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    11/25/09

    In reply to Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
    Oh, Courtney Love. This is just not okay, okay?
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    Image of JinxyMcDeath JinxyMcDeath
    11/25/09

    In reply to Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
    Hey Courtney, outting someone for being molested is never ok. Whether true or not...never ok.
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    Image of jessica.ann jessica.ann
    11/25/09

    In reply to Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
    I think Courtney Love confuses blind items with Mad Libs.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/25/09

    In reply to Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
    "consider there to be a giant [sic] after everything"
    Judging from that photo of La Love? I'd say so.

    Wow, Monseigneur Clive. I'm sure Whitney and Alicia and Jennifer and all your other protegees will be terribly anxious to know how you'll speak about them in future.
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    Image of theKP theKP
    11/25/09

    In reply to Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
    That's just silly, Jon Peter Lewis. Adam Lamert can't be the musical Thomas Kinkade. That position has already been taken by Celine Dion.
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    Image of Bitingpika Bitingpika
    11/25/09

    In reply to Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
    I feel so, so sorry for Frances Bean right now.
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    11/25/09

    In reply to Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy
    Sigh. I usually defend Courtney for a few reasons--I think Hole is a great band that is seriously underrated, I loved her in the People v. Larry Flint, she had a seriously fucked up life which explains a lot about her current behavior, and so forth--but this is just indefensible. First of all, it's barely coherent, even by her standards. And disclosing information about someone without their persmission, when you aren't their mouthpiece/loved one, is inexcusable.

    Also, she's probably back on the horse. Her coherence (or lack thereof) is strongly tied to her sobriety, or so I've noticed over the years.
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