Merry Christmas! Love, Jezebel (Via Dawn Davenport)

We're taking Christmas Day off (woo hoo!) to relax and eat and drink and temporarily forget about rape, Amy Winehouse, missing white women, Paul Janka, Jamie Lynn Spears, Photoshopped celebs, Sherri Shepherd, hookers, victims, doormats, Tyra Banks, and well, just female trouble in general. Speaking of which, we leave… »12/24/07 2:00pm12/24/07 2:00pm

Christmas 1988 Was A Gay Ol' Time At Pee Wee's Playhouse

For those of us who love anything kitsch or camp, it was probably something we learned from watching Pee Wee's Playhouse. Check out the celebrity-packed 1988 Christmas special in this clip. It was like a gay icon mixer, featuring Joan Rivers, Charo, Del Rubio Triplets, Dinah Shore, Grace Jones, Oprah Winfrey, k.d.… »12/24/07 1:00pm12/24/07 1:00pm

Anna Nicole Smith Knew How To Throw A Damn Christmas Party

I can honestly say that I've never been so upset about a celebrity death as I was about Anna Nicole Smith. It just sucks so fucking much that she's not here anymore drunkenly slurring her words at awards shows, drunkenly flashing her tits at awards shows, drunkenly entering cars, sharing inappropriate masturbation… »12/24/07 12:00pm12/24/07 12:00pm

Swan Brooner: Child Beauty Queen, Not-So-Merry "Holiday Barbie"

The Christmas season is supposed to be a happy time for kids who are looking forward to an orgy of toys, sweets, and time off from school. But for some kids, there are much more important matters at hand this time of year; ones that carry grave consequences — like fucking up your modeling in the Christmaswear… »12/24/07 11:00am12/24/07 11:00am

Queens Of The Stone Age Drink Eggnog With Anthony Bourdain

Anthony Bourdain is like the definition of cool and the tattooed, early-punk fan is no stranger to rock 'n' roll or the lifestyle that goes with it. (He's documented his former use of "pot, quaaludes, cocaine, LSD, psilocybin mushrooms soaked in honey and used to sweeten tea, Seconal, Tuinal, speed, codeine and… »12/24/07 10:00am12/24/07 10:00am