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    YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
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    Image of Kali Mama Kali Mama
    07/07/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    It must be real because it was on live TV. On Larry fucking King. Aha... ahahaha.... aaaaaahahhahaha.


    Yup, I always use Larry King as my reality litmus test.


    WHOOO that's almost as rich as "it was written down so it's true".

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    Image of LadyFabulous LadyFabulous
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    I seriously haven't LOLed this much in a LONG time (and I recently saw Russell Peters live AND the Hangover!)

    This is going to be my go-to post for when I'm feeling blue.
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    Image of jianna jianna
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    The use of music in the video is just spectacular.
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    Image of gangey gangey
    07/06/09

    @jianna: It is reminiscent somewhat of the internet classic Dramatic Prairie Dog.
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    I am going to go upstairs and burn my English degree. It is clearly useless in this day and age.


    Then, I will befriend my rum.

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    Image of Theabea Theabea
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    MJ wasn't FAT and this "ghost" is FAT. Hillarious.
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    07/06/09

    @Theabea: GHOSTSNARK!
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    Image of Penny Penny
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    YouTube comments make me loose* faith in Humanity.


    * Yes, that was purposeful.

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    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    I'm kind of surprised it took this long for people to start seeing MJ in tree stumps, water stains, and the like. We're gonna have sightings pretty soon, I'm sure.
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    Image of Blueberry26 Blueberry26
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    You would think, with all the verbal communication we do textually these days, that people would be more able to spell and use punctuation and grammar. How do their friends read their texts/facebook messages?!
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    Image of Liz11685 Liz11685
    07/06/09

    @Blueberry26: I wonder about that as well. The only answer: These people do not have any friends.
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    Image of cwisto moweina has got yer goat cwisto moweina has got yer goat
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    again, xkcd sums this up nicely:
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    07/06/09

    @cwisto moweina has got yer goat: XKCD usually has life lessons and/or hilarity applicable to any situation.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    HA! Oh, YouTube. This: edvardukas111: M,J is died so don't try fake us is some sort of new-fangled poetry, I just know it.


    When they posted this on ONTD, I'd say the comments broke down this way:


    20% - some variation of "Whoa. Weird."
    10% - That's totally fake.
    10% - That's totally real!
    30% - MOONWALK! (Or: "Whatever, if it were Mike, he'd be moonwalking")
    30% - Irrationally hilarious and often mind-boggling gifs.


    Examples of these truly awesome gifs:
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    Image of tanktopversusboatneck.whowins tanktopversusboatneck.whowins
    07/06/09

    @stoprobbers: That is totally how I eat popcorn.


    My fave is the last one, LOL. I had one of those crinkle shirts in high school but unfortunately it did not look as boss.

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    Image of sequined sequined
    07/06/09

    @stoprobbers: I can't stop giggling at the last one.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    07/06/09

    @tanktopversusboatneck.whowins: The last one is my favorite also, if only because it makes NO SENSE. (In the nicest sense, of course). I saw a couple other ones in that template today, let me see if I can find them....
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    07/06/09

    @stoprobbers: Michael Jackson has been the best thing to ever happen to gifs:








    the point is, I'd rather see entire exhanges in .gif form than the ridiculousness that is YouTube's comment section.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    It's obviously a zombie. We've all seen thriller.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    07/06/09

    @MarissaExplainsItAll: I just did the clap+head swivel move in response to this and the realized I couldn't actually type that out. Or, as you can see, not well.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    These people are why I try to type out "you" and such in texts. I'm afraid the disease iz cAtChIn'!
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    Image of Andrea Viera Andrea Viera
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    "gotohellfast : "Grow up, you cunt fucker."

    Yes, I'm a "cunt fucker".

    What do YOU fuck ?"


    i srsly LOL'd


    ahhh, long live youtube.....

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    Image of cwisto moweina has got yer goat cwisto moweina has got yer goat
    07/06/09

    @Andrea Viera: of what I read, my favorite was:


    stop putting excuses down

    because I just want to yell, "AND START PUTTING EXCUSES UP!"


    besides, who is "excuses" and why are people putting her down?

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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    I can see it now: for years, children will be cutting open tomatoes and seeing the face of Michael Jackson in them. Water spots? Michael Jackson! Burned toast? That burn mark looks a lot like... MICHAEL JACKSON'S FACE.
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    Image of KiddyKat KiddyKat
    07/06/09

    In reply to YouTube Commenters Weigh In On Michael Jackson's Ghost
    Ummm...that's called a shadow, peeps.

    That being said, my aunt's house is totally haunted for real. Everyone who sleeps in this specific room has the same nightmare. True story.
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    Image of AnneBoleyn AnneBoleyn
    07/06/09

    @KiddyKat: What's the nightmare?
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    Image of KiddyKat KiddyKat
    07/06/09

    @AnneBoleyn: Supposedly (I haven't slept there, I don't know that I believe it but just in case...) people will be woken up by what sounds like a party in the next room except that room is no longer there, was torn down before they moved in. Then after realizing that nobody is outside, they will get back into bed and, a little while later, someone will crawl into bed with them. I call it a nightmare b/c everybody's always saying that as soon as they sat up, the feeling of someone else in bed would go away and they could never tell if they were asleep to begin with or not. Creepiness.
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    Image of gangey gangey
    07/06/09

    @KiddyKat: Ooh, I love telling this one: In college a bunch of students all cycled through the same old rental house, and I was friends with a few separate groups that lived there. Anyway, they ALL said strange things happened every once in a while, stuff being moved and noises and whatnot. But the best part was that two different girls who lived there at different times said that when they got home drunk and went to the bathroom to puke, a girl came and held their hair back. With icy fingers! And NO ONE ELSE WAS HOME!


    I know, it sounds cheesy, but two different people swear it happened to them.

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