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    Shock And Aw

    Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping

    Place In The Sun

    "Bending Over To Put On Your Shoes Is A Backbreaking Chore!"

    "He's Like The King Of The Fucking Ponies"

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    Image of Aidan_ Aidan_
    12/10/09

    In reply to Shock And Aw
    Man, fuck you Gothamist for trying to ruin everybody's fun. Surprised Kitty is awesome.
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    Image of Triana Orpheus Triana Orpheus
    12/10/09

    In reply to Shock And Aw
    Kittens and I are on the outs right now thanks to this article...evil little assholes.

    [www.cracked.com]
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/10/09

    In reply to Shock And Aw
    Man, you all are seriously going to turn me into one of those women with frozen kitteh corpses in the freezer!

    I have 4 rescues! Stop it now!! For the love of DOG!
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    12/10/09

    @sybann: "frozen kitteh corpses"

    What, for dinner? I'm so confused, is that what some cat ladies do?
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/10/09

    @SUNNY1: Pet hoarders often become SO overwhelmed they don't even have time to bury the dead - and a lot of their cats get sick and die just because they're part of HUGE packs of possibly diseased animals trapped off the streets - I am so gonna cry - so they put the bodies in the freezer.

    Better than the hoarder (stuff) that LOST a pet under all her crap and the "helpers" and counselors found it during the dig (8000 pounds of garbage).
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    12/10/09

    @sybann: oh dear god. Thanks for your explanation, because I was really confused and was imagining kitty steaks or something. :-/
    That's horrible about pet hoarders and their cats. Especially the 8000 pounds of garbage story. Poor, poor cat.
    Also, I should have used the correct term of "pet hoarders" instead of "cat ladies", huh? My bad!
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/10/09

    @SUNNY1: It's a slippery slope from cat lady to nutjob. I. Am. Resisting.

    With obvious difficulty. Heee.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    12/10/09

    @sybann: Once I actually get my own place and a job, I will be fighting this battle as well.
    Stay strong, dear cat lover.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/10/09

    @SUNNY1: I want a farm! You too btw - and go rescue. I swear they know and are truly grateful and loyal - unless they really really want what's on the counter.
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    Image of Kitty Kitty
    12/10/09

    In reply to Shock And Aw
    Personally, I think this one's cuter :)
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    12/10/09

    @Kitty: I just posted a gif of that guy in #groupthink!
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    12/10/09

    @Kitty: That woman's voice and comments never fail to make me chuckle.

    "Aw you look like a little monkey!!"
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    12/10/09

    In reply to Shock And Aw
    Wook at the widdle spots under him's feets!!
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    12/04/09

    In reply to Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping
    I now have the urge to go out and by my cats a fuck load of cat toys!
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/04/09

    In reply to Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping
    FREEDOM from CAT MALAISE!
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    Image of AllieCaulfield AllieCaulfield
    12/04/09

    @Jack_Burton: Thanks for this great Python clip. Jolly good!
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    12/04/09

    @AllieCaulfield: It's something of an underappreciated classic, this one.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    12/04/09

    In reply to Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping
    Bailey the dog is also an Aussie, and she is smart as a whip. I could see her totally doing this for her and Charlie the cat.
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    12/04/09

    @badmutha: I love (at 6:50) when Bailey has given up rummaging through the trashcan, Charlie gives him a friendly swat/pat as if to say,
    Dude, give it another go, one more looksie.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/04/09

    In reply to Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping
    My beloved Eleanor Roosevelt Rigby ______ spends much of her day planning the assasination of my husband, and her takeover of the world. She's like the Stewie of cats, but was like this long before Family Guy. Eleanor is at least 17.

    Eleanor is a founding member of the National Cat Network, which is like the IRA of cats. They keep an eye on cat haters around the globe, and plot revenge. The NCN also advances the causes of cats wherever and whenever they can.

    Napping is a small part of her day, but she is soooooo cute when she does it!
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/04/09

    @NewsBunny:
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    Image of olympia72 olympia72
    12/04/09

    @NewsBunny: I'm fairly sure I'm going to wake up one night to find my cat Ira hovering over me holding a knife- payback for the lion cut he suffered with last year.
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12/04/09

    @olympia72: Perhaps not. As Eleanor has explained it, NCN members have no problem with cat-lovers, such as you and me.

    Their problem is with those will NOT SUBMIT, such as my husband.

    Ira is a cool cat name.
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    Image of olympia72 olympia72
    12/06/09

    @NewsBunny: See, I think this is where Ira and Eleanor differ. She thinks the big picture, and has a noble goal in mind. Ira just wants to eat and do and get as matted as he wants.

    And thanks! I love Ira's name too (Eleanor is another great name, BTW). I'm a fan of serious people names for cats. I know in Ira's case, this seemed particularly necessary as he's such a foufy, princess looking kitty. The woman we got him from named him Buster- AWFUL!
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    Image of PilgrimSoul PilgrimSoul
    12/04/09

    In reply to Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping
    My kitty busies herself by seeking out paper and bread products she can shred.
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    12/04/09

    In reply to Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping
    Yo, who put the hidden camera in my house (video 2)?! Yes, napping is my favorite hobby. I even have a postcard in my kitchen which reads, "Damn right I'm good in bed. I could sleep all day long."

    Also video 3 is shocking because I expected more action--such as fur flying, paw swatting, howling--between Ceiling Cat and Basement Cat.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    12/04/09

    In reply to Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping
    I love the calico has HER spot on the couch.
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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    12/04/09

    In reply to Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping
    WHY DO THEY ALWAYS EAT OVER THE WHITE CARPET.

    The pets i had as a kid did this. Kitty got on counter and knocked things on the floor or pulled them out of the cabinets (smart, wily, street wise kitty), stupid little Yorkie sat onfloor and ate the profits.
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    Image of cate3710 cate3710
    12/04/09

    In reply to Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping
    Hmm. "Licking their own butt" seems to be missing from the list of activities.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    12/04/09

    @cate3710: Maybe that's the missing 21%!
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/04/09

    In reply to Cats Spend As Much Time Watching TV & Surfing The Web As Sleeping
    My cat spends the other 21% of the day destroying my houseplants.

    I am not amused.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/04/09

    @TheFormerJuneBronson: My cat enjoys unrolling all of the toilet paper in the house and then shredding and eating it. From the looks of things, this occupies 51% of his day.
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