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    Image of scandalouskiki scandalouskiki
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    That is going to haunt me forever. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    *blink* *blink* *blink*

    I didn't know 26 years of a well-balanced, emotionally healthy environment could be undone in 51 seconds. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    That pro-abstinence line just made me shoot yogurt out of my nose. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    11/06/09

    @kookla: Yogurt. Suuuuuuuuuuure. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of kookla kookla
    11/06/09

    @LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues: I realized as I typed it, that it came out wrong. Wait, I did it again. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of o-line o-line
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    I don't think I can ever wear a cowl-neck sweater again. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of Runaddict Runaddict
    11/06/09

    @o-line: Really? I was half thinking of wearing one out to dinner tonight and doing a dramatic reenactment of this video for my friends. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of prismatism prismatism
    11/06/09

    @Runaddict: I already hearted you.

    But this is why. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/06/09

    @Runaddict: I would promote this if it weren't promoted. You slay me! #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of I_can_still_pitch I_can_still_pitch
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    Well, he lasted 51 seconds, made a mess and couldn't go again. Seems pretty accurate. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of bananaballs bananaballs
    11/06/09

    @I_can_still_pitch: And he made weird noises the whole time and wouldn't cuddle. I won't be watching again. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    If you could use semen to clean yourself, I'd have the most disinfected pair of tits ever.
    ...
     Reply
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    Image of spunkay spunkay
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Ha, now I have to explain to my boss why I'm laughing so hard. Awkward. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
    Eleanor Ramilly promoted this comment spunkay was starred spunkay was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: No it wasn't! Clean boobs FTW! #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    I put it back.

    ..just in case they're out there: IT people, dooon't juudge meee!
     Reply
    Edited by Eleanor Ramilly at 11/06/09 3:48 PM Eleanor Ramilly was starred Eleanor Ramilly was unstarred
    Image of Jeremy Jeremy
    11/06/09

    @Eleanor Ramilly: Have you ever noticed that come can smell vaguely like bleach?

    You saw it here first. Start selling it as a Method brand at Target, Eleanor. Make millions. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
    Jeremy was starred Jeremy was unstarred
    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/06/09

    @Jeremy: I wonder how my boyfriend would feel about this. HAHA Oh man. What would he say if he saw this. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of Paprika Jones Paprika Jones
    11/06/09

    @Jeremy:

    maybe this is how i could get my boyfriend to clean the bathroom.... #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
    Jeremy promoted this comment Paprika Jones was starred Paprika Jones was unstarred
    Image of jfwlucy jfwlucy
    11/06/09

    @Jeremy: Or, you know, it can smell totally like new-mown grass. Whenever summer rolls around and the neighbors get their lawn mowers out, I am in heaven. #whimsicalpenis
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    Image of EnzoReptile EnzoReptile
    11/06/09

    @Jeremy: That's because it's mildly basic in pH (whereas the vaginal canal is acidic).
     Reply
    Jeremy promoted this comment EnzoReptile was starred EnzoReptile was unstarred
    Image of Jeremy Jeremy
    12:12 AM

    @EnzoReptile: Weirdo. :) You didn't have to get all Mr. Wizard on me. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of NellMood NellMood
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    I think I'm going to try out celibacy for awhile. The high pitched peeping was...disturbing. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    Uhhhh, was that from a kids' show? A dancing penis rubbing its own jizz into its skin? I might need to take a breather before my next anti-Puritan rant about 'murrica. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of shannanigans slash pterodactyl shannanigans slash pterodactyl
    11/06/09

    @yvanehtnioj: looks like it was from belgium #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
    yvanehtnioj promoted this comment shannanigans slash pterodactyl was starred shannanigans slash pterodactyl was unstarred
    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/06/09

    @shannanigans slash pterodactyl: Got that. Hence my comment: if this is what they put on kids' shows in Belgium, then maybe America being prudish isn't such a bad thing. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of Norton Norton
    11/06/09

    @yvanehtnioj: I think it was a reference to Silence of the Lambs?

    "It puts the jizz on its foreskin, or else it gets the hose again." #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
    yvanehtnioj promoted this comment Norton was starred Norton was unstarred
    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    11/07/09

    @Norton: Yes. Sunny1's comment was a Silence of the Lambs reference. (And a very funny one.) My original comment was not.

    And this is the most explaining I've ever done for any comment, ever. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of Norton Norton
    11/07/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Ack, sorry, I thought you'd replied to SUNNY1. Ah, well. #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    11/06/09

    In reply to Um.
    Wow. This was like Groundhog day for my virginity. I see this, and whoop! Another twenty something years is fine by me! I will commence backing slowly towards the door in 3...2...1... #whimsicalpenis
     Reply
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    11/05/09

    In reply to 10 Reasons To Love Bryan Batt
    Never cheated on his wife? Maybe not on screen, but the last scene we saw him in - calling her from a phone booth the day he was fired - was clearly meant to imply he was in a cruisy park. (Look at the background).

    Why are the opening credits taunting us if they do not intend on rehiring Sal? #bryanbatt
     Reply
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/05/09

    In reply to 10 Reasons To Love Bryan Batt
    Oh how I love thee.
    (Note: Bryan Batt's strong resemblence to the Italian side of my family makes me feel squicky about how hot I think he is. This is not stopping me, though.) #bryanbatt
     Reply
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/05/09

    In reply to 10 Reasons To Love Bryan Batt
    He reminds me of my gay Italian uncle who dotes on his niece/goddaughter even MORE now. #bryanbatt
     Reply
    LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    11/05/09

    In reply to 10 Reasons To Love Bryan Batt
    Oops. DP.
     Reply
    Edited by LaComtesse at 11/05/09 2:59 PM LaComtesse was starred LaComtesse was unstarred
    Image of thecameralovesyou thecameralovesyou
    11/05/09

    In reply to 10 Reasons To Love Bryan Batt
    I wish the sound on "Sway" was better!! He sounds awesome. I want him to be my best friend. and decorate my house. #bryanbatt
     Reply
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/05/09

    In reply to 10 Reasons To Love Bryan Batt
    Um, Bryan. I need that vest. STAT. #bryanbatt
     Reply
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