In today’s Tweet Beat, we are all Tom Arnold’s child, Stoya had a good time and we should probably at least give Yoko Ono’s method a shot.

In today’s Tweet Beat, it’s going to be a long summer, Yoko Ono is a positive as ever and Tom Cruise just hangs.

In today's Tweet Beat, The Black Michelle Williams is just really happy that's all, Mindy Kaling was hacked and Yoko Ono contemplates.

In today's Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono visits a museum like only Yoko Ono can, Ron Howard also takes time to appreciate some art and Adele Dazeem is looking flawless.

Today in classless headlines from The New York Post: "Stones members felt L'Wren 'was their Yoko.'"

Is there anyone on the planet cooler than Yoko Ono? No, there is not. Maybe Merlin if he's really still trapped in that cave — but, then again, nope.

In today's Tweet Beat, Ari Graynor is in the middle of two men who are not too shabby, Yoko Ono makes us get weepy and Prince, our beloved sweet Prince, pays tribute to a very talented musician.

In today's Tweet Beat, Yoko Ono, a dog, and modern art are all having the chillest of chill sessions, David Hasselhoff wants to see a picture of a huge vegetable (who hasn't been there?), and Lisa Rinna in totally on top of this whole Prancercise craze.

Yoko Ono's delightful men's wear collection for the boutique Opening Ceremony is the retail collaboration that keeps on giving. Here, the artist gives makeup advice to men. Ono recommends one daytime and one evening look; the former revolves around rainbows, the latter, sparkles. The look for dawn is actually a set…

IMHO, Naomi Watts has always been the more endearing half of the blonde, icy "Aussie Posse" best-friend duo that includes herself and Nicole Kidman. Watts, who got a Lead Actress Academy Award nod for her role in The Impossible, is filming a 60 Minutes CBS segment as part of their pre-Oscars nominee special. But when…

Have you guys heard that the Beatles broke up? I KNOW, RIGHT?

I am not being hyperbolic when I say that Yoko Ono's performance of Katy Perry's "Firework" is my favorite thing in the entire world. Such spirit! Such whimsy! Maybe if we beg enough, she'll cover the entire Katy Perry catalog.

Today in unbaby news, after taking a stroll with Ashton Kutcher during which she displayed "significant roundness in the stomach area" over the weekend, Mila Kunis immediately got the baby-bump media treatment. Can we expect Ashmi spawn in the next 9 months?! What will they name her?! When will I get another job, and…

In the age of designer drugs and Twitter and cell phone pictures of celebrities grinding with each other to music composed almost entirely of beeps, there's something classy about an old-school Hollywood scandal. Even Lindsay Lohan's sordid exploits can't match those of Elizabeth Taylor, whom Lohan depicts in the…

Here is the latest Lifetime promo for Liz & Dick, and it is bad. In the 5 seconds that feature Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor, she chews so much scenery she winds up with linoleum in her teeth ("YOUAH SCREWING THAT WITCH???!!1*tosses glass*) and in the background blares that dubsteppy-sounding song from a…

You guys. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck, you guys. Last night Rihanna and Chris Brown kissed at the VMAs before he jumped onstage to accept an award for "Please Turn Up The Music," although he's supposedly still dating Karruche Tran. OH, and that time he beat the shit out of her three years ago and sent her to the hospital. That.

In this edition of Tweet Beat, Yoko is dancing in the street, Rihanna says cheese with James Franco, Yvette Nicole Brown is a big Donald Driver fan and the kids play house on the set of Glee.