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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    That Sandra Lee story from People is a filthy, filthy lie! So she's saying store-bought cakes decorated with cookies are her "recipe", now? Next thing you know, she'll be claiming setting out a jar of salsa and canned guacamole is her "Half-Time Helper" recipe. Augh!

    Sandra Lee, you rankle deep within my soul. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    wait, shit, is the Jackson third's name actually blanket? #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    My father died when I was nine. Almost 30 years later, I still miss him. I even cry for him sometimes.

    Prince, Paris and Blanket have had about 4 months to grieve. I'm glad they are getting counseling, but they will always miss him, no matter how much time has gone by. Let's not expect them to "get over it" any time soon. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    "Her name was Lola
    she was a-nnoying." #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    @morninggloria: With highlights in her hair and a dress cut down to there #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    @georgina: She made some mo-vies
    They were frust-trat-ing
    Her characters had flair
    Until you realized they were all the same character but with slightly different haircuts living in different cities and all had the same plot. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    And to think that Mr. and Mrs. Heene met at a Hollywood acting school. Does Juliard teach lessons in expressing inner torment by kicking the ground? #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    From Axl Rose to Justin Timberlake? This lady has no taste. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    Whatever, I'm a Yoko fan. Not so much her music, but I think she's done a classy job of preserving John's memory without seeming to capitalize on it. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    The No Bake Birthday Cake "recipe" calls for going to the grocery store, buying a cake and putting icing on it.
    How have I gone all these years without knowing this? #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    @billybobnyc: Oh my god, it really does. I just looked it up. The recipe is "buy a cake, buy another cake, and then buy some cookies. Arrange." I don't know which term is more disingenuous--"no bake" or "recipe." #mayumiheene
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    Image of LadyNo Fondles Sweaters LadyNo Fondles Sweaters
    10/24/09

    @AnnieSaBu: This is a "suggestion" not a "recipe."

    Hey, do you have gobs of money but no time? Then spend $50 + on shit from the bakery and stack everything up on dowels so it's hard to eat. Then put somebody's name on it all with icing so it looks like you care. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    I've sort of grown to love Yoko over the years, more for her political statements than her music. As a lifelong second-generation Beatles fan, hearing someone blame their dissolution on Yoko is a major dudebro red flag for me. If they love the band that much, they should know it was John and Paul's massive warring egos that broke up the Beatles.

    LaToya Jackson's statement makes *me* want to cry. #mayumiheene
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    Pizza!Pizza!Pizza! promoted this comment Imogen Quest was starred Imogen Quest was unstarred
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    10/24/09

    @Imogen Quest: There's an amazing feminist critique of the whole Yoko bashing phenomenon here.

    [imaginepeace.com] #mayumiheene
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    10/26/09

    @Pizza!Pizza!Pizza!: Thanks for the link; this is great. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    Today's Dirtbag makes me sad. What a clusterf*ck of famewhores and wannabe celebrities. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    I am shocked - shocked, I tell you! - that Tom Arnold is behaving in a way that's unbecoming of a gentleman. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee

    What else do Axle Rose and JT have in common? #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    @tispig: My three year old just walked past the computer and said, "mommy who is that?" I told him. he said, "I don't like him."
    Smart kid. #mayumiheene
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    10/27/09

    @spamanda: Smart kid indeed. His creep o meter went off despite the fact that blond quasi cornrows are a nuanced type of creepy, but then again, the death stare is a kind of generic creepy we can all get behind. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    Not only does Roseanne not have sex with her employees, according to Amy Sherman-Palladino, who wrote for her, she doesn't even know their names. (IIRC ASP said she actually referred to them by number. Lovely.)

    Also, Winona, I always liked you. So I just wanted to give you a teeny-tiny heads up - you sound like a spoiled twit in that quote. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    @NorthernLite: Seriously. We get it, low-budget. Ever hear of Avis? Rent your own car if it's that bad. Not that I envy aanyone being stuck in Danbury, yuck. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    I wonder if Richard's had a chance to go through his question box yet, or if the police have confiscated that, too. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    In reply to Balloon Boy's Mom Admits To Hoax, Roseanne Tells Tom Off, And Angelina Takes Cooking Tips From Sandra Lee
    Perez Hilton, of course, had trouble understanding who the contestants of the Miss California pageant were when all of them walked onto the stage, untouched by Microsoft Paint. His notes ultimately proved unhelpful, as all the contestants were identified not by their names but as "Slut," "Slutbag," "Talentless Whore," and Hilton was left voting at random- leaving us with the entitled quips of one Ms. Carrie Prejean. #mayumiheene
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    10/24/09

    @Sanfo: I want to un-heart you and re-heart you for this. #mayumiheene
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