Powerful Brogurt: Yogurt for Bros

Real talk, ladies. Don't you just hate it when you're talking to a super cute guy at the gym and you think you're getting your perfect flirt on, but then he pulls out a container of Greek yogurt and starts snacking on it like Greek yogurt is an okay thing for men to eat? It's like — warning bells — this dude probably…
New Fancy Yogurt Cafe Makes Me Feel So Many Things
It was only a matter of time before our nation's irritating obsession with yogurt led to this: the new Chobani SoHo cafe, which has apparently quite successfully turned yogurt into a desirable designer product. "Pretty young things who like the white stuff have flocked there to gobble down fancifully topped, $4.25…
Pinkberry Offers Us a Way to Eat Dessert for Breakfast
Eating ice cream for breakfast is every child's dream, and now, thanks to Pinkberry, it's about to become a reality for adults too. Well, kind of. Pinkberry is expanding its offerings to include breakfast, so it's not technically ice cream, but it's still pretty much dessert for breakfast. Only you can feel better…
An Adorable Battle for Food Scrap Supremacy
Here's something you don't see every day: a dog and a parrot duking it out over nature's most precious treasure, an empty cup of yogurt. It's a surprisingly civil and cute fight, given how many feathers could be getting ruffled or how many puppy dog eyes could be getting pecked out. Spoiler alert: the pooch takes it…
How Many Breakfasts Can One Person Be Expected to Eat?
Remember back in the good old days when breakfast was a proper meal eaten around a kitchen table adorned with a pitcher brimming with OJ and a vase full of fresh flowers? Sausage links glistened under the rays of sunlight that streamed in, and butter was smeared all over pancakes without fear of clogging one's…
Baby With Insatiable Desire For Yogurt Is Haunting Reflection Of Our Inner Selves
Here is a baby who simply cannot get enough yogurt. We know the feeling. Maybe that's why when watching this infant — who looks similar to Rachel Dratch, actually — making a crazed expression and crying out for another spoonful of the gooey stuff feels a little like staring into our own souls. We've been there, buddy.
Uncle Jesse Now Hawking Greek Yogurt
John Stamos is on an endorsement spree. First he unleashed the John Stamos Guide To Cuddling to the world, and now he's endorsing a new brand of Dannon yogurt. We think we know the ad company's thought process: Who's a good-looking celebrity who's also known for being Greek? How about that Jesse Katsopolis…
Dude Faces Jail For Putting Semen In Yogurt Sample, Because Ladies Love Yogurt
OMFG. Barfgag.This is revolting. Disgusting. Really, this guy had better get the maximum five-year sentence. The lady was at the supermarket with her daughter. And everyone knows chicks love yogurt.
Rich Ladies Sure Do Love Their Greek Yogurt
And us penurious ones dig it, too — so much so that, whether we were aware of it or not, most of us have found ourselves inexorably drawn to the squat plastic tubs with their vaguely Hellenic lettering and high prices-tags. Because, see, it's yogurt, so it's for women. But it's also Greek — and like Zorba it's…
More Powerful, Less Happy, With Disastrous Digestion: The Women Of 2009
If you want a mini-recap of what womanhood was all about in 2009 — and a lesson in being a "better lady" in 2010 — check out Sarah Haskins' new video, after the jump.
Hugh Jackman & Jay Leno Talk Yogurt
Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer. Case in point: I wondered, in light of the aggressively feminized marketing (Voguert?!?!), whether men eat yogurt. Guess what happened last night on The Tonight Show?
Brides, Botox & Yogurt: Sarah Haskins Targets Those Who Target Women
Recently, while searching for that damn all-black issue of Italian Vogue, I gazed upon a shelf at a bookstore labeled "Women's Interest." The shelf was filled with wedding magazines. (And underneath: Cooking.) Really? Women have no other interest? I was still seething about this when I saw Sarah Haskins' "Target…
Yogurt Locks In Grey Sweatshirt Female Demographic • Study Says Virginity Pledges Help Teens Wait
Video looks at yogurt's advertising for women: "Yogurt eaters come from every race, but just one socio-economic class: the class that wears gray hoodies. It's that 'I have a Masters, but then I got married' look!"• A man has been accused of running an Asian prostitution ring in Seattle, citing that he bought 14,000…
Current TV has an amusing send up of the way yogurt is marketed towards women. The best part is when the video's narrator, Sarah Haskins, describes the yogurt eater as the gray-hoodie wearing demographic who has "I have a masters but then I got married" look. But on the serious, that yogurt that makes you poop is…
