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    Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving

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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    This is one lonely woman. #marystrey
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    Image of cirocco cirocco
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    Seventeen seconds ≠ "a few minutes." #marystrey
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/02/09

    @cirocco: True. I'll fix it. #marystrey
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    Image of sweet_communist sweet_communist
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    Drunk dialing always seems like a good idea at the time. #marystrey
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    Tart of Darkness promoted this comment sweet_communist was starred sweet_communist was unstarred
    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/01/09

    @sweet_communist: lulz. #marystrey
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    Image of sisepuede is the femmiest femme of them all sisepuede is the femmiest femme of them all
    11/01/09

    @sweet_communist: I wish this weren't the weekend so I could nominate you for COTD. In any case, hearted. #marystrey
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    Now if we could just get Congress to confess their payoffs, kickbacks, earmarks, and pork... #marystrey
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    Image of BornYesterday BornYesterday
    11/02/09

    @Jack_Burton: I'd like to buy a round for the House... #marystrey
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    Image of comrade tacky comrade tacky
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    The 911 operator kinda sounds like John Krasinski. Possibly because I could totally see this as a subplot on The Office. #marystrey
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    Penny_Esq promoted this comment comrade tacky was starred comrade tacky was unstarred
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    11/01/09

    @comrade tacky: That was absolutely my first thought, too. Maybe because of the sort of deadpan delivery. Like, "Yes, Michael, as long as your rental car is sinking in the lake, you can take your seatbelt off." #marystrey
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    Image of brightpeonies brightpeonies
    11/01/09

    @comrade tacky: But Jim Halpert would never use such poor grammar! "You am them?" Oh dear.

    Other than that though, he is a dead ringer. #marystrey
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment brightpeonies was starred brightpeonies was unstarred
    Image of likepenguins likepenguins
    11/01/09

    @comrade tacky: she's even from Scranton! #marystrey
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment likepenguins was starred likepenguins was unstarred
    Image of mpls08 mpls08
    11/01/09

    @comrade tacky: I totally agree! #marystrey
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    Image of Habibiti Habibiti
    11/01/09

    @mpls08: Oh my god, the first thing I thought was that the lady was Meredith! It's so much better thinking of him as being Jim also! #marystrey
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    meritxell: an erotic life promoted this comment Habibiti was starred Habibiti was unstarred
    Image of meritxell: an erotic life meritxell: an erotic life
    11/01/09

    @brightpeonies: Nah, that is totally something Jim would say. "Are you behind them?" "No I am them." "You am them?" #marystrey
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    Image of tinydundie42 tinydundie42
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    That poor guy. "Can I take my seatbelt off?" "Umm..." #marystrey
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    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    I initially misread "Mary Strey" as "Meryl Streep" and it was infinitely weirder. #marystrey
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    We had this in New Zealand too. Then the lady wondered why she was charged. Ah because of the possible harm you could have caused to other people, and the deterrent factor of charging you with drunk driving? #marystrey
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    Image of woodsey woodsey
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    I don't understand. Just pull the car over and stop driving it. If you have the sense to call the cops, why not cut out the middle man and just stop the car yourself?! #marystrey
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    formergr promoted this comment woodsey was starred woodsey was unstarred
    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    Dear internet,
    I am abusing you.
    Sorry.
    Sincerely,
    me #marystrey
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    andBegorrah was starred andBegorrah was unstarred
    Image of beatrice2000 beatrice2000
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    "I am them."
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    JessickerFletcher promoted this comment Edited by beatrice2000 at 11/01/09 4:38 PM beatrice2000 was starred beatrice2000 was unstarred
    Image of prestocaro fears the culling prestocaro fears the culling
    11/01/09

    @beatrice2000: "You am them?" #marystrey
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    AND she was on the phone while driving. So many infractions, so little time. #marystrey
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    formergr promoted this comment sarasasa was starred sarasasa was unstarred
    Image of GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11) GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11)
    11/01/09

    @sarasasa: Haha, the last time I called in an accident I was driving while I reported it, because I was on the highway and there was nowhere to pull off. I was really a little scared the dispatch might call me out on it! #marystrey
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    Image of Tart of Darkness Tart of Darkness
    11/01/09

    @GoldenRatioφ (aka -girl11): I just found out that it is legal in California to talk on your cell phone while driving IF you are using the cell phone to report an accident or a traffic hazard such as a drunk driver. Who knew? #marystrey
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    "Yes, I would also like to report my terrible misuse of pronouns. I was hoping you could send the grammar police along, too?" #marystrey
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/01/09

    In reply to Woman Calls 911 To Report Herself For Drunk Driving
    Not a day goes by where I don't think to myself, "people are so weird." #marystrey
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