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    Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies

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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    01/20/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    Okay. Seriously....


    Just melted. The guy HAS A SOUL. big time.

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    Image of Cookie Dough Monster Cookie Dough Monster
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    My friend teaches here!!! Just had to add that in. He's pissed, only certain teachers were invited... and well, based on who's been friends with the principle the longest. BUT he's really happy for the students who got to meet him!
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    EH MEH GEH BEBEH TOEZ.

    *dies*
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    Image of Hamsterpants Hamsterpants
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    He is the awesomest dude ever, and I would let him hold my cat Fil and Fil would purrpurrpurr. Or maybe that's tuna in Barry's pocket.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/19/09

    @Hamsterpants: HAMSTERPANTS! You're BACK! I hope you know that on New Years Eve, commenters were literally asking each other where you were and telling each other how much we missed you.


    Lovely to see your beady eyes and jaunty helmet again!

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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/19/09

    @Hamsterpants: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN!?
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/19/09

    @tinycowboyhats (hellodarling!): And did you notice how she snuck in, all quiet-like, like "la-di-da, what? I've been here all the time!" Those hamsters. They are sneaky little rodents!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    Look ma! The President is holding me! Get the camera!
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    Image of JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing! JessicaLovejoy: Laughing, riding, cornholing!
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    I think it's a good thing that of the eleventy billion pics we've seen of him with babies, he's never been seen munching on baby feetz. Because I think that just viewing such an image WOULD KNOCK US ALL UP.
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    Image of AtomicBellyButton AtomicBellyButton
    01/19/09

    @Jessica Decapitatey Lovejoy is now on Facebook! Friends, p...: Seriously. I can't look at this picture and not think "must eat those feet". He has way more willpower and decorum than I.
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    Image of the once and future estrojen the once and future estrojen
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    Ready to start practice-weeping for tomorrow?


    Here ya go:


    [yeswecanholdbabies.wordpress.com]


    You're welcome!

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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    01/19/09

    @estrojen: WOW.
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    Image of Ramseylicious Ramseylicious
    01/19/09

    @estrojen:


    OOOoh, that one gets me every time. I want to nom nom that whole site.

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    Image of Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka
    01/19/09

    @estrojen: Send it to the editors!
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    Image of Ramseylicious Ramseylicious
    01/19/09

    @estrojen:

    Here's another one: [yeswecanholdbabies.wordpress.com]
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    01/19/09

    @Ramseylicious: The story that goes along with that one got me all weepy and proud to be an American-y.
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    Image of the once and future estrojen the once and future estrojen
    01/19/09

    @Ramseylicious: Oh lord yes, I saw that one too. Let the weeping begin.
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    01/19/09

    @Ramseylicious: Oh that one slays me every time! I want to nom those little boys and their shiny pretty hair!
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    Uhn. babeez. I want them and I want obama to hold them and i want them and him holding them right now.


    It's really a good thing that my boyfriend is nowhere near right now or he would be freaking out about how loudly my biological clock is screaming to my ovaries.

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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    Imagining Barack Obama in his own home, 3 a.m., 10 years ago, walking colicky Malia back and forth, back and forth, so Michelle could sleep = mommy porn.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/19/09

    @ihateyourescalade: Mommy porn! HA!
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    01/19/09

    @ihateyourescalade: heart just got all melty thinking about that.


    "Bridge Over Troubled Water" also playing in coffee shop. all sorts of estrogen-y stuff happening right now.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/19/09

    @elitza: Oh lord. I'm getting a little misty just reading that you're hearing that song. So, yeah.
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    Image of LadyNo Fondles Sweaters LadyNo Fondles Sweaters
    01/19/09

    @ellaesther: Me too! My momma always played Simon and Garfunkel for us as wee ones. Folk music will always get me all mushy.
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    I've never understood this cliche. "Oh look! It's the president! Please, take my baby! Bless him good!"
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    01/19/09

    @TransFat: I felt the same way until Obama.
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    Image of jofletcher jofletcher
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    damn.. sudden uncontrollable ovary over-production
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    Image of Plum-Pie Plum-Pie
    01/19/09

    @jofletcher: I can feel them popping out!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    01/19/09

    @Plum-Pie: Dey be vibratin' all over the place!
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    01/19/09

    @jofletcher: My ovaries don't even work, but Hallejuah, they've suddenly started again. It's a miracle!
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    a) baby toes SQUEEEEEEEEE

    b) genuinely enjoying holding baby equates to +128754927643754839 cool points for Barack Obama

    c) sort of wish I was that baby

    d) squeeeeeeeeee! again.


    19 hours and 45 minutes till he's President. Yes, I am counting.

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    Image of eatsshootsleaves eatsshootsleaves
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    That poor baby's feet! He must be freezing!


    In other news, my ovaries just exploded.

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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    Baby's Inner Thoughts: "Who is this person?"
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    Image of bitchplease bitchplease
    01/19/09

    In reply to Barack Obama: Yes He Can Hold (Barefoot) Babies
    Awww even behbehs love him! They always look so happy to be held by him.
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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    01/19/09

    @bitchplease: It's because he knows what he's doing, unlike this guy:


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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    01/19/09

    @musicpup: I just snorted tea all over myself. Inspired.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/19/09

    @musicpup: This is what I always get out of these pictures of Obama+baby -- he oozes Daddy-ness. He actually knows how to hold and care for a baby, as well as engaging them with the silly faces they love! The shock of it!


    Now, this shouldn't be why we can't wait for him to be President. My husband is pretty great at that stuff, too, and probably did more of it (what with not being a politician and all), but he would make a LOUSY President. The reasons behind my active involvement in the campaign and the vote I cast had nothing to do with Obama's obvious parenting skillz.


    But they do make me happy.

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    Image of Claire Buoyant Claire Buoyant
    01/19/09

    @musicpup:
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    Image of elitza owns the last Enzo shirt elitza owns the last Enzo shirt
    01/19/09

    @Claire Buoyant: More tea, gone. Literally grabbed my face to keep it from flying off in unrestrained giggles.
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    01/19/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Oh. My. Fucking. God!


    I so want to believe that there is photoshop involved here, and yet I can see that there probably isn't. Sweet holy Moses in the bullrushes with the Princess of Egypt and his sister looking on.


    My (5 year old) daughter kept asking yesterday during the concert whether all this would be happening if McCain had won, and I kept giving carefully worded versions of "Well, probably not, honey." I should just show her this picture!


    On second thought, no. I love her too much to show her this picture.

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    Image of musicpup musicpup
    01/19/09

    @Claire Buoyant: Eeehehehehe . . . McCain holding baby pictures were the only thing that kept me from going postal for a while.
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    Image of sybann sybann
    01/19/09

    @bitchplease: Because teh babies know that there might be a world to grow up for with his stewardship. Yeah, I am an optimist occasionally.
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    Image of hellosunshine hellosunshine
    01/19/09

    @musicpup: This never fails to crack my shit up.
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    Image of roscoe roscoe
    01/19/09

    @musicpup: hearted.
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