And now for some sad news from Yellowstone National Park — the New York Times reports that 832F, the very photogenic alpha female of the park's semi-famous Lamar Canyon, was shot and killed on Thursday beyond the park's boundaries thanks to state-sanctioned wolf hunts in Wyoming.

Three times over the last 2.1 million years, the terrifying supervolcano beneath Yellowstone National Park has erupted with force a thousand times more powerful than Mount St. Helens. That deadly zit on America's face just "sighed." Stay asleep, volcano!

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